@KptJiheishou @MarioGalaxyScat Saw a kid dressed as Anakin, shot him dead right in my yard.
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Jjonahlamison
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genuine question do twitter users ever go outside on halloween day and see kids wearing a michael myers and ghostface costume and go like “Oh that’s not…!”
sugah.bee@missugahbee
maybe im too woke but i think people cosplaying as the deep is kinda weird
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@toavahi_ @mikey_esquire Tyler Robinson is a magical construct, and will turn into sand the second he gets found guilty.
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Why are they never doing this for dictators or child molesters or serial killers? Why voodoo never use on student loan forgiveness? Always stupid shit like this
Red Media@RedMedia_us
The witches are now on Klay Thompson's ass for breaking Megan's heart.. 😭 "Klay will go bald and loose all his games"
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@l0st_inl0v3 @KrystalWolfyAlt That’s what the nanobots are for.
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He’s not even dead but Mark Millar possessed this artist
nowherelad@nowherelad1
tony stark has a psychotic break
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@AlHendiify In short:
This is yet another power that needs to be handled with extreme care, caution and humility.
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The other day my brother put the idea in my head that when plastivorous microorganisms start getting widespread one of the first signs will be unexplainable fires.
For all Curious@fascinatingonX
🚨BREAKING: Scientists have discovered a Fungus in the Amazon called "Pestalotiopsis microspora" that literally feed on plastic. It's not a common fungus. It can survive exclusively on polyurethane, one of the most common(and most persistent) type of plastic - and it does so even in oxygen-free environments, like landfills.
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This is wrong cause my problems will end the universe if I don’t keep them in check. You’re welcome.
Gurwinder@G_S_Bhogal
A nice reminder that everything you're worried about is ultimately insignificant.
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@Helldivers_NOW This’ll never be added because it will require arrowhead to give the Illuminate a new enemy
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@cmarttarmc @Helldivers_NOW It’s hard to collect samples when I’m being jumped by 20 overseers at once
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@Helldivers_NOW My favorite part of this MO is it's like people collect EVEN LESS samples than normal. I'm 150, maxed, no need for samples and I will be the only one collecting any rares.
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@PalmyrPar Like, what happens if a bird flies in the massive hole? The launch is immediately ruined.
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Off on the timing by even a few milliseconds and say bye bye to every molecule of that rocket and about half the launch structure.
Xylobits@XyloBits
Spin Launch: The proposed solution to sending stuff into space without an engine
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@forthosewholaze @gfodor @nervewing The world’s first real zombie virus in the hands of Israel. Dear god.
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It’s nukes. He’s gonna use nukes. It’ll do very little to actually affect Irans dispersed tactical functionality. But It’ll shatter every international alliance and break tabooos. It’ll be a humanitarian catastrophe. Russia and China will be forced to take a stand
Shadow of Ezra@ShadowofEzra
Benjamin Netanyahu announces he has a major surprise for Iran that will completely destabilize the country. Netanyahu is asking Iranians to lay down their weapons and surrender or face death. Netanyahu says, “The moment of truth is approaching,” and he will free Iran and make Iran and Israel allies. 🎥 @infolibnews
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would be funny if the American End of Days Christian death cult actually does trigger the second coming and Jesus is floating over Jerusalem bathed in golden light and just starts vaporizing F-22s and black hawks with his mind
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@Kaiju_Freak_v2 I thought the monster was smoking a big cigar at first
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“iT is stronger!” “No, Auren is stronger!”
The Street Tiers:
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@darklordobunnys @HellOnEarth_III Oh my god Wesnip is genius
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I noticed how empty a school setting would be without any teacher or authority figures
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“what is a woman” what is a man. what has he got. if not himself, then he has naught
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Every couple months a grifting clickbait account reminds me I sold my soul in a satanic ritual and I am still broke😔
katy 🌸@KatyKray73
This aired on Adult Swim in 2018 and was presented as surreal, late-night ‘humour’. This is some kind of sick ritual exposed in a form of ‘art’. This is subliminal messaging making you desensitised to the horrors that you’re seeing. This is sickening! 😡😡
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you'd have to be bad at math to believe we're alone in the universe, and bad at science to believe we've been visited
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