Jason Langhan
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Jason Langhan
@Jlanghan
Pirate ☠⚔


FOX: Among the crew are the first woman, first person of color and first Canadian on a lunar mission. There's a lot of firsts happening.

Nate Diaz just COOKED Daniel Cormier 😳 “Are you mad because you were the champion and I got paid way more money than you? That’s a f*cking bitter little bitch. You can’t fight for sh*t. You’re a f*cking big ol’ p*ssy. Remember when he cried?”

BREAKING: Alberta now projected to schedule a referendum to secede from Canada this year. 60% chance.








REPORTER: “People are saying that the UFC should be paying artists instead of using generative AI.” DANA WHITE: “Give me a f**king break. AI is coming and if we're using AI, who gives a sh*t? … Shut the f**k up and watch the fights.”






We just got a 7-seat model Y, and we're gonna make that itty bitty third row work for us by hook or by crook because **** I love this car Full self-driving is the first real life changing quality of life improvement I've gotten from a product in as long as I can remember

Tiger did NOT skip arm day while he was rehabbing the back








