Jacob

LeBron still remembers her

niggas be scared to dm a girl whole time she eat double quarter pounders

when a baddie finally let’s you hit and you feel your meat going soft

On a recent podcast, Lil Wayne was asked Drake or Kendrick Lamar. He replied: “If we’re talking awards, it’s Drake. But if we’re talkin’ bout hits, numbers, versatility, stadiums, longevity, and global impact? it’s still Drake. That’s my lil bro. Period.”

Yesterday I drank 24 beers, ate 18 donuts, ran a half marathon and jerked off 6 times in 8.5 hours. Currently battling the single worst hangover of the year and will not be shocked if this persists through my final tomorrow. Joint and a Dunkin’ lemonade that tastes like piss

If a black person ever tell you “Imma call you right back” just move on with yo life 😂😂😂

“You lie, cheat, and steal!” god forbid I honor the legacy of Eddie Guerrero

Me staring at that 1 bro who’s excited for ICEMAN, but 2yrs ago was talking about some “Drake fell off”

Ngl when 1 hoe don't answer, none of em do, TF y'all at a staff meeting

“Vando checks in, DIVES AT SGA! SGA HEADED TO THE LOCKER ROOM!”

@CuffsTheLegend He’d be in Martin Luther King Jr conversations.

everyone a spider-man fan now that he’s broke down bad and in love with his ex but when it was me it wasn’t cool

when you and your coworker find a mistake at work but it's also friday

Jamal Murray watching the entire world slander Nikola Jokic instead of him

watching my boyfriend play Invincible VS. He's playing as Cecil and he just said "Donald clip this"

"I got a lot going on" bitch you back with that nigga

When that 2AM alarm goes off for tomorrow’s prelims #UFCPerth

I can’t delete this app