SFC_Jman🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Sex feels different when you never masturbate. Getting drunk feels different when you have reasons to celebrate. Spending money feels different when you’re rewarding yourself. Cheat meal feels different when you keep a strict diet. Earn your fun.

What if Harry Kane scores the UCL winning goal against Arsenal

Society is too harsh on nose-picking

🎶 Please don't take my Jander away 🎶

it’s funny how if 2 bottoms get together whoever ends up topping is actually more of a bottom

Generation Z is preferring attack on titan instead of having sex

PSG - BAYERN 2026

for 4m you take him no matter what league but he surely can't be our main option if in the prem need to spend at least 25m on a striker

Tactical result to get the 180M from the playoff promotion #SaintsFC

If you are sharing a bed, sharing bodily fluids, and planning to build a whole life and raise children with someone, the idea that your phone is a "highly classified, impenetrable vault of extreme privacy" is a massive red flag. If your partner picking up your phone to check the time or change a song causes your heart rate to spike, you are not protecting your "autonomy," you are hiding something. Period.

@NorthamScott he's a big game player. shit when nothing riding on the match

Two diabolical St Mary’s performances in a row from Nathan Wood, either side of not putting a foot wrong at Wembley. Strange player.

@SFCMikeKavs only coz they don't want milwall to go up

For a team that is blatantly facing the drop if they do so, the officials are so, so desperate for Ipswich to go up. Stop giving them EVERYTHING, please.

so obvious they don't want milwall to go up

@jasperiscool4 I know what your on about dw

no clue who the villa u21s keeper is but i will be keeping a close eye on his fall to the 11th tier of the beautiful game. what a knob hurling dylan moodys bottle. #SaintsFC

I'd love a kit every other year would save me money and make that new kit even better (until we're stuck with a shit one for 2 seasons)

Kanye when he was asked on wishing Kim the best: “I can’t wish her the best… because that would mean she ends up back with me.”

@RobaFett1898 you lot would be no where without us

Scummers really should just stay quiet. They have nothing to gain by getting into arguments with Pompey fans on here about Wembley trips, honours or support. It’s an argument they can’t win. Know your place, Scum. #pfc #portsmouth #pompey #pup #scum #scummers

Bro was like: If I’m getting a red card, I’m gonna make it worth it.

Stealing from charities isn’t for everyone #saintsfc