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@OfficialNTAs can you please explain why all the cars for your event are illegally parked on my road? Organise your event probably or take public transport

@jimhamilton4 You have crashed it

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70 Billion paid out in dividends theguardian.com/environment/20…

Just to put #ThamesWater issue into perspective; Since 1991, it’s accrued a debt of £54billion. In the same time, they’ve paid out £57billion to their shareholders.

@alex_milne92 Really special day!

Sorry Lucas Moura. Best day of my life.

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@KBJWhitstable @FormaHouse Really appreciate it, the order number was KBJ-29475 Big fan of your work, as my morning coffee proves 😀

@KBJWhitstable FYI we ordered six of your bowls from @FormaHouse. Which were never delivered and they are refusing to replace our order and now ghosting my emails. They are putting a bad name on your art!

Word of the day, again, is ‘stiffrump’ (18th century): one who sticks obstinately to the same path despite clear evidence it’s the wrong one.

@BBCSport Complete and utter rubbish, we have never had more exciting athletes, teams winning with competing styles and close finishes. The game is also much safer. It could definitely be improved by adding 20 min red cards. Please remember that most games in the early 2000s were 12-15

🗣️ "The amount of box kicking these days is unbelievable." 🗣️ "You've got so many stoppages." 🗣️ "Why we do have to go to another sport to bring to our sport?" Is rugby union losing its entertainment value? Australia legend David Campese thinks so! #BBCRugby

The funding of the ERG comes from the taxpayer. It’s a lobby group within the Conservative Party - payed for by us, but secretive and unaccountable.

If there are multiple black holes in the universe, do they all end at the same time? #horizonslive

I am going to leave this here.

Tory MP says they are NOT being intimidated by party whips

Thank you @rickygervais for including the squeaky toy scene in Afterlife and waking up my pup #dogswatchingafterlife #AfterLife3

You may think the events of the past few days have shown beyond doubt that the police cannot be trusted to protect our free speech rights. Well, it’s about to get worse (1/3)

@metpoliceuk I’ve fixed that for you. You’re welcome.