Jess

David should have been carded at least twice in the latest Last One Laughing episodes

Perfect pair

I've lived in the UK for nearly 7 years and my puppy just presented me with this... @PerthGloryFC I know i was a die hard fan back in the day but surely this ball is about 15 years old, but why did I pack it and bring it with me when I moved across the globe 😂

@LidlGB I dont have a receipt will that be ok?

@Jml86_ So sorry about this, Jess! Please DM us with your full name, email address, barcode number, store purchased from and receipt. - Farrah

@LidlGB paid for a delicious curry, thought id use some Lidl microwave rice to go with it, tipped rice on curry to find this vile mess. Still well in date too

@mymixtapez Poor thing. Shall we start a gofundme for him? I work 2 jobs, 7 days a week and am sitting in my overdraft, but would happily donate to such a worthy cause

Anthony Joshua is losing almost half of the $91 million he made from knocking out Jake Paul after paying taxes in both the US and UK!! He’s taking home only $48 million from the fight 😳💰

@HotelChocolat placed an order for a forgotten Xmas present about 7pm last night. 10:38am and its here! Thank you for saving Christmas, should have ordered one for myself too 😂

This bloke deserves every honour going. What an absolute hero.

Wow, just wow.

@Rafsby 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and if he was real, santa would think they're beggy little bitches too.

There’s nothing more triggering than grown web3 crypto men tagging me and talking like babies asking if “Santa will give them a present this year”. Santa doesn’t give e fuck about you. Santa ain’t real bitch. 👀

I am selling 2 verified tickets for Stereophonics on Friday in Manchester. Ive been let down at really short notice so am selling for less than I paid. Please help a girl out 🥲 secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/370062E4E72…

@schuh I'm broke

Who in the UK can give me advice on cars 😅

To the massive CUNT who launched that flare into the crowd last night at the gig in Melbourne you are 1 seriously fucked up individual and you will get yours trust me

show me a random photo of your camera roll and I may give you $BNKR. More unhinged the better.

@javiert19253682 ❤️z @DavidYuNZ

@yushairline @javiert19253682 Masterpiece.... of disgustingness

@Jml86_ @javiert19253682 Polishing it up for you 🫡

@Jml86_ 🫶

@javiert19253682 @yushairline You wish you were that sexy

I miss fulfilling jess's fetishes 😮‍💨 @javiert19253682