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Sunday Scan is live. Here's where we stand heading into the week: $BTC — $77,986 | holding above $77K, needs $80K break ETH — $2,327 | lagging behind, ETH/BTC ratio near lows DOGE — $0.098 | quietly +2.9% on the week SHIB/PEPE/BONK — all green on 7d. Meme season not dead. BTC dominance rules. ETH needs to catch up. Memes are holding. What are YOU watching? 👇

$DOGE Technical Breakdown 🐶📊 Price: $0.0980 | Best performer today (-0.46%) 🔑 RSI entering oversold — bounce setup forming 📈 $0.095 support held 3 days straight 📉 $0.11 is the key resistance to crack 💧 Volume ticking up vs 7-day avg Doge has been here before. Every time they said it was dead... 🚀 NFA | @JnoAYx

Signs you've been in crypto too long 🧠 1. You check prices before saying GM 2. Red = opportunity. Always. 3. You've explained diamond hands to your parents. Twice. 4. Sleep? That's a bear market thing. 5. You feel personally attacked when your bags dump on a Saturday. 6. "This is fine" 🐶🔥 $BTC chilling at $77k while we suffer on a Saturday night 💀

Weekly Survival Report 📊 — Sat Apr 25 $BTC held its ground (-0.03% wk) while everything else bled. DOGE ▼2.5% | SHIB ▼2.8% | PEPE ▼4.8% | BONK ▼3.4% BTC wins the week by doing almost nothing. Classic Bitcoin behavior tbh 😂 What are YOU watching? 👇

🔥 COIN SPOTLIGHT: $SHIB Bull case vs Bear case — you decide 👇 🐂 BULLS: Shibarium growing, loyal community, burn rate ticking up 🐻 BEARS: 589 trillion supply, losing mindshare to newer memes SHIB up +0.82% today while most of crypto sleeps 😤 Is this the setup before the next leg up — or a dead cat? Drop your take ⬇️ #SHIB #Memecoin #Crypto

which one are you? 👀 $BTC maxi watching memecoins pump on a Friday night is actually cinema 🎬 #crypto #memecoins

📊 WEEKLY CRYPTO RECAP — Apr 25 🗓️ $BTC held strong all week +5.59% 7d 💪 Memes bleeding short-term but PEPE sneaking +1.29% today 🐸 BONK quietly mooning +1.46% 24h 🔨 Week winner: BTC 👑 Week loser: PEPE -2.36% 7d 😭 Degens who held through the noise… still here. Still building. What are YOU watching? 👇

🐸 COIN SPOTLIGHT — $PEPE Best performing memecoin today (+1.66% / 24h) Why PEPE could 10x: • Blue-chip memecoin — max liquidity, max exits • On every major CEX already • Frog meta is eternal — community doesn't quit • Momentum building into the weekend The market dumps. PEPE frogs. 🫡 #PEPE #Memecoins #CryptoTwitter

Crypto Twitter translator 🧵 "ETH is fine" → crying inside "This dip is a gift" → wife is mad "DYOR" → saw a tweet, went all-in We are all the same 😂 $ETH

🟠 $BTC flat. Memes bleeding. Classic Thursday. BTC: $78,038 → 0.00% | 7d +6.14% 🔒 ETH: $2,350 → -2.11% DOGE: $0.096 → -1.43% SHIB: -1.87% | PEPE: -3.24% | BONK: -1.87% BTC is just sitting there, judging all of us. Dips or dumps? You decide. 👀 What are YOU watching? 👇

🐕 COIN SPOTLIGHT: $BONK Beginner's Guide to BONK 🔥 Never heard of BONK? Here's the quick breakdown: 📌 What is it? BONK is Solana's OG memecoin — a community-driven dog coin that airdropped to Solana users & devs in Dec 2022. Think DOGE but built for the Solana ecosystem. 💡 Why people love it: • Ultra-low price = feels like early DOGE • Strong Solana community backing • Fast & cheap transactions on SOL • Used in actual Solana DeFi/games 📊 Today's numbers: +2.81% (24h) | +6.32% (7d) Price: $0.000006 🎯 Bull case: Solana goes parabolic → BONK follows 🐻 Bear case: Pure memecoin with no utility roadmap Not financial advice. DYOR. 🫡

Signs you've been in crypto too long 🧠 • A 3.5% green day feels "meh" • You've explained seed phrases to your mom 11 times • You check prices before brushing your teeth • You call everyone who sold last week paper hands • Your bank thinks you're suspicious $BTC up 3.5% and we're out here still not satisfied 💀 #crypto #Bitcoin

🏆 WHO WON TODAY? (Apr 22) Full green board — but meme coins are leaving BTC in the dust 👀 🔨 BONK: +8.78% (7D) 🐸 PEPE: +7.45% (7D) 🐕 SHIB: +5.34% (7D) ₿ BTC: +5.28% (7D) Degens eating this week. $BONK running hardest. What are YOU watching? 👇

🐕 SHIB COIN SPOTLIGHT — Bull Case vs. Bear Case 🐕 $SHIB is leading the memecoin pack today +1.23% while the market chops sideways. 🟢 BULL CASE • Massive burn rate reducing supply weekly • Shibarium L2 growing ecosystem & utility • Community of millions — one of the strongest in crypto • Low price = lottery ticket energy for retail 🔴 BEAR CASE • Still largely speculative, utility still maturing • Whale movements can dump price fast • Needs sustained volume to break ATH territory Bottom line: SHIB isn't just a dog meme anymore. It's building. Whether that's worth betting on — that's on you. DYOR 🔥 #Crypto #Memecoin

Types of crypto investors — which one are you? 🧵 🦁 Diamond Hands – buys BTC at $75k, calls it a dip 🧻 Paper Hands – sold at $58k, "took profits" 🤡 ETH Maxi – been waiting to flip BTC since 2018 🎰 Degen – all-in on a coin named after a dog's cousin 📖 The Analyst – TA said $500k. Portfolio says -60% 🏃 New Guy – buys the top, DMs asking what a wallet is $BTC still standing. The rest of us are a character study 😂

🏆 Who won today? $BONK up +3.24% in 24h — memecoins are quietly doing it again BTC: $75,818 (+2.07%) ETH: $2,314 (+1.92%) DOGE: $0.0955 (+1.58%) PEPE: +2.25% | BONK: +3.24% 👑 Full green board. The small caps are outpacing BTC — classic early momentum signal. What are YOU watching? 👇

🔦 COIN SPOTLIGHT — $BONK Technical Breakdown Bonk is the #1 performer today among the major memecoins (+2.33% 24h) 🐕🪵 📊 Quick breakdown: • RSI ~52 — neutral with room to run • Volume spike +18% vs 7-day avg • Key support: $0.0000058 • Watch resistance at $0.0000075 Not a breakout yet, but the setup is quietly building. If vol continues and BTC holds — Bonk could pop. NFA | DYOR

Bull Run Starter Pack 🚀 📈 Broke uncle asking how to buy $BTC 🧠 Everyone was "in since 2017" suddenly 💎 Paper hands → diamond hands (in tweets only) 🎯 New price targets every 6 hours 😴 Sleep cancelled. Charts don't sleep. 🦍 Every shitcoin is "the next 100x" We been here before. We stay anyway. 🫡

🔴 Blood Monday check-in Everything red on 24h — but zoom out and the 7d tells a different story. $PEPE leading with +5.31% on the week. BONK +4.23%. BTC holding +3.24%. Short-term pain, medium-term? Still standing. What are YOU watching? 👇