Just a glamorous person

Things I'd rather hear than Nigel Farages opinions: -multiple fire alarms sounding over one another -endless retching -my own death rattle

@EconAdept @xojess891 @Provokethoughtz ..your whole essay was a tired car metaphor about how it’s her ‘responsibility’ not to get raped - aka quite literally her fault if it happens. Let me break this down for you: women are not cars. Assault is not theft. And the only person ‘responsible’ for a rape is the rapist.

@xojess891 @Provokethoughtz ??? Didn't even mention a her. A laid out a general explanation of personal responsibility.

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@earlylizzi we absolutely love to see it ♥️

charging women 18 times as much for regular pain relief in ‘period pain’ packaging and then releasing a gender pain gap report, I have to respect the hustle

Lmao neurofen have some fucking gall

@hannahfearn I’m nowhere near 45 and yes, I believe he’s to the right of New Labour and sounding indistinguishable from David Cameron at times.

I wish I loved literally anything in life as much as my cat loves screaming like a banshee to be let out at the back door, then staring blankly at me and sauntering back to bed the minute I open it for him. He does this 84 times a day. It is his Passion.

why is he about to send me a link to his soundcloud so I can hear some of his newer stuff while I try to remember how I ended up at this afters in Hackney Wick

@KerriArsenault I'd say Soundings: Journeys in the Company of Whales by @sea_mammal fits the bill (and is also just an incredibly beautiful and moving book) theguardian.com/books/2022/apr…

Literary folk: What forthcoming "environmental" books combine scholarship with storytelling; emotion with facts; narrative that reflects the urgency of our moment but also the slow violence of environmental disaster (Publicists, please reach out! Am developing a curriculum!)

@lilyallen @alyssathorhamar Sure but a bot currently wouldn’t pass the verification checks either. Bots are not a blue tick problem

@alyssathorhamar Well a bot probably isn’t going to pay 8 bucks a month subscription.

@dastardlyjack @jzux um what the FUCK

what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion

@earlylizzi The duality of woman

It Happened To Me: forgot to put microsoft teams on mute so all my colleagues heard me yowling inquisitively at my cat as they joined the call

@earlylizzi hope I’m invited to the extremely lit wedding

1am. My boyfriend: 95% asleep. At peace. Me, climbing into bed fresh from three hours of scrolling Twitter: hey bb if you could invent a hybrid of bacon and baccy would you do it and how would you do it? And what would you call it? It can’t be a vape by the way

@earlylizzi @Druid606 better wear your best queuing shoes xo

@earlylizzi abort

Toggling between my Twitter and Facebook feeds rn

the neurodivergent urge to ignore a mounting pile of work all day bcos ur creating complex colour-coded list matrixes to help get the work done, that you abandon forever when the 4.30 EOD panic hits & u complete the work in 1hr bcos your brain is simulating being chased by a bear

@earlylizzi Come to Deviant & Dandy 😈

@earlylizzi big mood