Jo Brand

Has multiculturalism failed? Not nearly as badly as the BNP! http://bit.ly/m4Yiqy @hopenothate

I was thinking of becoming a vegan, but I just couldn't give up lard.

@Deilginis You can go and fuck yourself too. I may be fat, revolting and not very funny but I could eat you under the table.

Isn't Obama great? I wish he'd come to England and replace our boring old Queen. King Obama, ooh I've gone all moist.

Fuck it, I'm having a pie.

Eating some cake.

I'm going to fuck #RussleHoward

@aleinalovesTW RT if you hate Russle Howard

Watching #eastenders. Brilliant isn't it?

@marcusbrig I hope you fucking apologised while you were there? LMAO

Got a new hat. Can't get it on as I can't get my arms above my head. Bummer!

#lmao ... and eating.

Feeling hungry.