Jocris

Hilo de hilos/tuits con ejemplos del (mal) funcionamiento de la burocracia y sus consecuencias en la vida de los ciudadanos.

Pensaba que era IA, pero no es IA, es TVE. La IA no alcanza este nivel ni de puta coña.

Lo q me duele del caso Plus Ultra es q ni la policía española,ni tribunales,ni organismos antifraude,ni SEPI habían hecho una investigación hasta no recibir pruebas q vinieron de otros países. Me da una imagen de corrupción a todos los niveles q impide ciertas investigaciones

El sistema educativo pasará el resto de su vida académica intentando demostrarle lo contrario.

La primera vez que el chaval promedio intuye que la democracia no funciona es el día que hay que elegir al delegado de clase.

@AnnitaHonesta Jajajajaajajaajajajajajajaaj

La URSS creó 300.000.000 de empleos sin un solo empresario.

@MetamateDaz You can do it by yourself right now. You don't need a billion dollar to help people.

I genuinely don't understand people like Bezos and Musk. If I had billions of dollars, I would just start fixing everything. Homeless veterans sleeping on the streets? Not on my watch. Hungry children going to bed with empty stomachs? Hell no. They could be making life better but instead choose to build spaceships and data centers to pump stocks and destroy the planet

A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.

Solo 11 escaños. Es increíble.

El mayor problema de España no es la corrupción. El mayor problema de España es que, si mañana Zapatero se presentara a unas elecciones, muchísima gente lo votaría.

@payo10000 @IreneMontero ¿Si una mujer de derechas quiere prohibir el aborto y ha abortado 10 veces, le parecería que es congruente con sus ideas?

@IreneMontero La gente de derechas es tremendamente gilipollas de verdad: dicen no esque Irene tiene nose cuantas casas, vale entonces mejor apoyamos a los otros que tienen las mismas casas pero además ni siquiera defienden que cada familia tenga una casa, qué cortos macho

Una familia una casa. No hay más.

De aquí a unos años saldrá imputado José Bono y los mismos de siempre se llevarán las manos a la cabeza.

Una moción de censura ahora es mover el foco y liberar al PSOE de toda la presión. Si encima la pierdes, los crímenes han sido perdonados. Este sí es el momento de no hacer absolutamente nada, que por supuesto será el momento que el PP elija para hacer algo por primera vez.

Por qué no para de salirme la cara membrillo esta? Es ilegal tener más de 100 de IQ en este país o qué?

Que Zapatero vaya a pasar a la historia como un mero delincuente económico demuestra la incapacidad de la sociedad española para juzgar crímenes mucho más graves solo porque no pueden contabilizarse euro a euro. Es penoso.

> Be Australian. > Vote for the based ultra right wing party. > They're elected (thank god). > Newly elected MP gives his first speech. > "I LOVE IMMIGRANTS AND COCK!". > Starts to cry about his love for immigrants and cock. We're not voting our way out of this, are we.

Estamos importando una inmigración tan parasitaria e inútil que es considerada masivamente vulnerable.

Pero si esto era una cosa de absolutos dementes hasta ayer

"Working hard" is not how you get rich. It's not why people give you money. Hasan doesn't work 20x harder than a teacher, why does he make 20x more? You get money by providing something people want. Hasan entertains people, so they subscribe or donate to him, buy his merchandise etc. Similarly, Bezos got rich by doing something people wanted. Customers want to shop from their phones or laptops and have stuff delivered and people want to rent computers. Those things make Amazon a valuable company. Investors want to own a valuable company so they buy shares of Amazon. Bezos provided a great many people stuff that they wanted. They paid Bezos in exchange. As a result, Bezos has a lot of money. Nobody paid Bezos because they thought he worked super hard. They paid him because he gave them something they wanted more than the money they paid. If I want to have a ditch dug and worker A will use a spoon and B will use an excavator, I am not going to pay worker A more even though it will be much harder work!

El Estado soy yo también y estoy hasta los cojones de pagarle cosas a peña que no conozco de nada. Ponte a currar.