just kidding

@bbceastenders Don't mess with Max He's armed with an upturned collar

You don’t want to mess with Max, Mark my words. #EastEnders

How does that greasy haired cunt get thru every week????? #TheApprentice

The greaseball was too cocky #TheApprentice

Kieran in that garlic bulb discussion looked creepy #TheApprentice

Kieran ....greasy haired crack addict #TheApprentice

@aaronzey94 @mrjakedwood Yea, thanks I do

@Jodeeeee2 @mrjakedwood Oooo so edgy ! do you feel better sayin that now? 🙂bless x

BOSS MAN

@realseanslater @mrjakedwood U ok babe?

@Jodeeeee2 @mrjakedwood Fuck off

I'm so confused is Max meant to be a tough guy? Cos every time he threatens anyone in his stupid whispering voice, I piss myself laughing - that stupid turned up collar!!!#EastEnders

@AdoreCelebsUK Horrible self absorbed piece of plastic

Carol Vorderman.

@MrNickKnowles @SkyUK @skytv Well it's not watching DIY SOS as an alternative that's for sure

I’ve tried to stick with @SkyUK for @skytv but the prices are hiked constantly and miles off new customer rates - the internet is diabolically poor, connectivity between Q-boxes hopeless & dropping out Customer service terrible Can anybody recommend a better alternative?

@MrNickKnowles @SkyUK What, and watch shit like DIY SOS?

In a connectivity age @SkyUK really are the worst Horrific hikes in pricing for regular customers compared to new ones, weeks of failing internet, hopeless customer support, multiple conversations with nothing ever actioned or recorded Get internet & TV any other way you can

@russellatte Smug little cunt

THE ANGLE?!?

Why does everyone in #EastEnders gym scream 'oosh! Oosh!' When the throw a punch?

@RFC1234X She definitely is what a dirty looking bitch 👿👿

Priya, what an addition to eastenders

@AdoreCelebsUK Got her mums tits, I see

Heidi Katona (Kerry Katona's daughter).

Woke up this morning, got yourself a gun...

@benonwine Firstly that picture is old, cos now she's a fat, turkey necked old hag

What’s your opinion on Deborah Meaden?

Max ... him and Elaine - worse characters in EE history #EastEnders

@Real_MyraLux Yup