Jodi Arias Diary

#JodiArias Dear diary: I think the most impressive thing we have learned from the #PrinceHarryAndMeghan crisis is that Meghan must give a world class blow job. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7…

#JodiArias Dear diary: News says convicted family murderer #ChrisWatts is receiving love letters from dozens of women. Hope mine stand out from the rest. I wonder if he is into butt sex?

#JodiArias Dear diary: It's #GroundhogDay. The groundhog predicts another 60 years of prison for me...

#JodiArias Dear diary: #WorstWaysToGetDumped is right after giving him butt sex.

@FiredFBIBoss @mitchiepoo46 #JodiArias Dear diary: Like butt sex?

#JodiArias Dear diary: Heard a train carrying GOP congressmen was in a crash today. I could have warned them, nothing good happens when you pull a train.

#JodiArias Dear diary: I'm trying to figure out how to claim illegal immigrant status. Being deported sounds pretty good right now. #SOTU

@Krayon10 #JodiArias Dear diary: Beautiful day? Totally. Monday is toilet paper origami day in the cell block.

@SlamMenow @GeorgeBarwood #JodiArias Dear diary: But it was a really nice cell phone. What's a BJ or two compared to that?

#JodiArias Dear diary: So tired of prison food. Who do you have to do butt sex with around here to get a Twinkie? Because you know I would totally do that.

#JodiArias Dear diary: All my cell block mates say I'm the best singer in showers. I'm so tired of being snubbed by the #GrammyAwards

#JodiArias Dear diary: #LarryNassar was sentenced up to 175 years in prison for sexual assault. I'm not too good at math. Is that more or less than life without parole?

Dear diary: Investigation Discovery is doing a series on me! Glad to know I haven't been forgotten. Wish I had cable.

#JodiArias DearDiary: The Clinton campaign never responded to my #ButtSexForHillary offer. Ungrateful bastards. #ElectionDay

#JodiArias DearDiary: Apparently my initiative to #FreeJodi didn't get to the ballot. WTF? Clearly another case of#ElectionDay #VoterFraud.

#JodiArias DearDiary: It's #ElectionDay. Get out and vote? Damn, I would settle for just getting out.

#JodiArias DearDiary: My biggest regret? This boob job is being wasted on these prison guards.

#JodiArias DearDiary: Why does Anthony Weiner waste his time on underage girls? I don't have anything to do and I've got a lot of free time.

#JodiArias DearDiary: #PeopleLikeMeBecause I have a great boob job, and I give up the butt for sex.

#JodiArias DearDiary: I bet Angelina never gave up her butt. I'm great at it. And I have a better boob job. twitter.com/squintsRus/sta…