Jody Dance

@PaddersMc @stormzy You won’t be laughing by end of Monday

@stormzy @JodyDance

Alright come on....which one of you smart arses didn't captain halaand 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TejasBachiraju @CFC_FV_Tickets @CFCSparesFV @Chelsea_spares @CarefreeTickets @FaceValueCFC @CFC1905_tickets @CFCspares How much?

Got a Shed supper for Bournemouth. FV as always @CFC_FV_Tickets @CFCSparesFV @Chelsea_spares @CarefreeTickets @FaceValueCFC @CFC1905_tickets @CFCspares

@josemcdonnell87 @n_arrs

Bet haaland’s bird still gives it you haven’t lifted a fcuking finger around this place all week after he’s banged in 66 goals in 7 days. There’s just no pleasing them.

@GreggsOfficial @n_arrs

Greggs menu as Premier League footballers - thread 🧵

@PaddersMc @FPLMate Cheers mate. I really appreciate it. I’ll drop you a message if I need any tips.

@JodyDance @FPLMate My 1 year old nephew would make a better team, back to the drawing board. Lucky there’s 2 weeks to go mate. @ me if you need help!

I’m finally going to do a “rating your teams” stream tomorrow evening. If you’d like to have your team rated, drop a screenshot of your current draft down below👇🏼 (Bonus points if your team is interesting/different)

Quite literally pretty shining people in this heat ☀️☀️ ready for @george_ezra #goldrushkid

Cristiano Ronaldo v Liverpool 2021 Highlights | All tackles, skills and passes | Man of the Match | Full HD

This weekend our very own Jody Dance will be running the London Marathon in aid of Pancreatic cancer for his mother, Heidi, and uncle, Rene. Please support Jody by donating on the link below. All the best Jody, we are all so proud of you! justgiving.com/fundraising/jo…

@ThreeUK @ChelseaFC @Phil_Weekes_95 #footballislife

@ThreeUK @ChelseaFC @Phil_Weekes_95 3-0 Chelsea #upthechels

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@n_arrs You’re welcome

Already fed up of hearing ‘up the chels’ and the season hasn’t even started yet 😑

@PaddersMc @FFH_HQ @MarcDella @C_Moloney321 @HaywardConor @Phil_Weekes_95 First year doing FPL so I’m happy, but def plan ahead for fixtures!

@FFH_HQ @MarcDella @C_Moloney321 @HaywardConor @JodyDance @Phil_Weekes_95 ???

What is the main lesson you've learnt from this season? 🤔 #FPL #FPLCommunity

@PaddersMc 🙄

Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday

@PaddersMc @FPLStatistics @C_Moloney321 Nah that’s not even fair

@FPLStatistics @C_Moloney321

The highest overall ranked "dead/zombie/set and forget team" is Bozhidar Gospodinov's ' Pirin SS', which currently sits 10,392 with 1028 points. Gospodinov has made 0 total transfers this season, has played none of his chips & yet is currently beating 99.87% of all users. #FPL

2020 has been the best and worst year to move out, first Christmas without any of my family in 24 years but blessed to have Jodes to by my side

@n_arrs Yeah they are!

Mainly because his roasts are incredible

@C_Moloney321 @OfficialFPL @PaddersMc Nah he’ll be starting

@JodyDance @OfficialFPL @PaddersMc Shame Werner is on the bench

Gameweek 8️⃣ captains 2,060,781 - Harry Kane 1,503,449 - Son Heung-min 704,786 - Mohamed Salah 437,012 - Timo Werner 353,551 - Jamie Vardy #FPL