Joe@24

@C_NyaKundiH Hi Nyakundi kindly help me understand if it's right for an employer to demand mpesa statements from the employees

Is an employer supposed to ask for his/her employees Mpesa statements?

Vijanaa tao wanaokotwa mbaya!!this is insane

@IamGedionkip @Makiadi_ 14 acres na lorry zilikua zishapangiwa!!!

@Makiadi_ Jomba hii program vijana wa sai hawawezi elewa, it's something happening, I saw a story lately ya hawa watu wetu wa mlima, mpango wa kando na mke wa ndoa wanapanga kumaliza mtu wao ndio wagawe shamba. Hii vita sio yetu jomba🥱

In your “rocky” marriage, unafika kwako late at night reeking of alcohol and the cheap perfume ya waiters ulikuwa unawapiga hug, wakikushikilia mkifanya hesabu ya bill. Your wife, tired of arguments and your ill manners, unexpectedly becomes sweet, serving you warm food and looking at you with admiration at the dining table, unlike her usual self. Usually, she leaves a note in the living room, ameandika, “Food iko kwa kitchen, serve yourself, na ukiingia bedroom, usiniguze…Nuku!” So uko pale, chewing the goat meat loudly, lacing it with ugali and washing down it down your throat with the thick, unusually sweet soup. She is so sweet and caring and infact, for the first time, ameingia dining room na bible and she is reading loudly a verse from Ecclesiasticus 26:1-2, inaongelea the topic ya "mke mwema": "The husband of a good wife is a fortunate man; he will live twice as long because of her. A fine wife is a joy to her husband, and he can live out his years in peace." Kimoyomoyo unajiambia… “Finally, gaidi ameingia line…Senji!” As you continue eating, your lastborn daughter, whom you deeply love, suddenly appears “from nowhere” and hugs you. Your wife, engrossed in her bible, doesn't notice her akiingia. Unamwonjesha the stew, and she excitedly exclaims, “Daddy…hii soup ni tamuuu!” Your wife, startled, looks up, and like someone who has sat on a rattlesnake, she jumps from her seat, over the table, and goes straight for her throat to intercept the meal, sending you into confusion. She quickly whisks her away towards the washroom, alafu, you can hear her screaming… “Tapika yote!”…as sounds of vomiting echoes the whole house. Finally the sounds subside, and they both emerge with teary eyes. As she hands her a glass of cold water, she finally opens her mouth and says… “huyu msichana wako amekula proteins mingi sana, akiendelea hivi, itamharibu mwili!” Still seated in shock, you take a second look at your tasty stew, there and then unajua…program ya kukupeleka kwa baba, imeanza officially!

@web_webby @keymanifelix @p_atrk 🤣🤣🤣

@keymanifelix @p_atrk Am also a luo 🤣🤣🤣

That guy standing there understands women, ndio maana he's minding his business 😂

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You’re not depressed - you’re broke and ugly. You can’t change the latter but you can definitely work on the former. Get your money up. Nothing else matters

@AusBassie @poet_this red

And when you pray tonight… pray for the ability to let go and let God. Some things do not require you to step in and fix them. There are things that are beyond your control and capacity. Don’t try to be the hero, you’ll stress your entire life. Just let God take the wheel.

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We all have 24 hours a day. Samidoh anamanage kushughulikia mabibi wawili,watoto tano,achunge raia,aimbe mugithi na bado apate time ya kucheat. Wewe hata vyombo za last week hujaosha

@MasculineClass @poet_this red

Dear Men Don't allow any woman to be needing your money urgently Women who aren't interested in you will exploit you financially Be selfish with your hard earned money. You are not her parents Don't be financing women. Invest in yourselves! #MasculinitySaturday

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And when you pray tonight…pray for the ability to accept and wait for your turn. We wont all win at the same time, our journeys and blessings are customised. Learn to applaud others without pressurising yourself. Please wait for your turn, God’s timing is always perfect!

@_falsi1ke @poet_this green

Never limit your prayers because you think you're sinful or undeserving. You're not praying because of who you are, you're praying because of who He is.

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Sunday nayo hukuwa some beatiful day ya kutembea around, Watu wote wa macho mbaya na roho mbaya Wanakuwanga church.

@BigJoe_KE @poet_this blue

Your job will forget you ever worked there. Your child will never forget you weren't there.

@AusBassie @poet_this blue

And when you pray tonight…pray for clarity. It’s easy to deviate and lose sight of what’s more important when you are going tough times, because the storms weaken your vision. There’s light at the end of the tunnel. It’s just a phase, better days are coming.. get ready!

@RajiniENicholas @poet_this green

Poverty mentality ni mbaya, unaona mtu ako na pesa but still anasema hana. Until you decide to let go of that mentality, a lot of things won’t make sense to you.

@AllanNyash Driving

What's keeping you awake this hour?

@Wesley_Kibande Ya kisii unabebelezewa

@georgediano @poet_this purple

Kwa marriages ni kugumu ndugu, ata ukiitiwa drinks na your boys huwezi tokea juu utakuja kwa nyumba ukinuka KC coconut na saizo wayahudi wamekula ugali kamande supper. Gaidi apigie mamako kumwambia eti vile unawatesa huwachi ata pesa ya supper kazi ni kulewa tu na malaya.😥

@AusBassie @poet_this pink

And when you pray tonight…pray for consistency in prayer. Not all your battles will face you, some battles will come at you in angles you’ve never imagined. The scary part about this is, the fact that it’s the people around you.. the ones you love and trust. Stay praying!