Joseph D'Acquisto

@THELEAGUEFB rumors swirled that @curlswag paid his league dues in Singles.

Curtis "Grandslam"derson, Hell Boy, Verlander, Harper and "I pray to Jesus" Montero @THELEAGUEFB

Odds in the League are 4-1 that @DRays4Life gives up & sells off team by 2nd week of season! 2-1 that @briansteinhauer hooks up with Raynor

@DRays4Life My future child will win a championship before you as you may NEVER win another Championship in this League.

@DRays4LifeSketchy-Garza(11) Rodirguez (24) Teheran (28) Volquez (26) maybe Montero/ Morneau (15) also Jurrjens (22)... not as bad as Dunn

Keeper Rankings: 1st - Pitches-n-Hoes Granderson(7), Verlander(11), Montero(15), Harper(26), Hellickson(27) #Boom