Joe Coal

My brother just released a new book! What are you waiting for? Go buy it, nerd. You know you want to. #pirates

Here’s a mad stat… This century there’s only one club in the 92 football league clubs that hasn’t been able to celebrate anything, no trophy, no promotion, no nothing… And that club is….. Everton

DANHAUSEN SAYS JOHN CENA PASSED HIM THE TORCH AND HAS A NEW LIST OF DEMANDS LMFAOOOOOOOO #WWERAW

@TheCousinSal Bill Simmons could never. Now here’s 20 minutes about why the Celtics win was impressive and the Knicks still suck even though they beat the shortest series underdog on the board pre-flop.

Minus 9.5 NBA Betting Theory Update (Bet both teams in every playoff game to win by 10+): All of today's games ended in double digit wins. Boston, OKC, SA games break even BUT Orlando -9.5 pays +900!!! That's +6.75 units for the weekend I will continue to update until this system yields a deficit in which case I'll keep very quiet.

I hope the owner of the Mets finally paid youhausen. #wrestlemania

@oneshiningmets I was going to go to a few games this year but this team is such hot dog shit. I present to you The Worst Team Money Can Buy

I hope Citi Field is a ghost town this week

@AlbaneseLaura This team is unwatchable.

The Mets lose to the Cubs, 4-2 to drop their 10thstraight. The 7-14 record is tied for the third-worst start in franchise history, behind 1962 and 1964 teams (both 5-16 over the first 21 games). They’re one loss shy of matching their longest losing streak since ’04.

Guy in a Mets jersey is standing behind the dugout heckling David Stearns pregame: “Nimmo is batting .325 right now … worst team in baseball, David.”

@jkg_222 @JKTheCapper @tigers Wrong. The game is then suspended.

@JKTheCapper @tigers ChatGPT: * If the visiting team takes the lead in the top of an inning, and then the game gets called before the inning finishes * That inning does NOT count * The score goes back to the previous inning * So the visiting team can basically lose the lead they just took

The game is currently in a delay due to inclement weather in the area. We will continue to provide updates.

@athletelogos @SNY_Mets @bfg728 @DanhausenAD We need a dealhausen mets shirt. @DanhausenAD hook it up!! And we need to get him to throw out the first pitch @StevenACohen2

@SNY_Mets @bfg728 @DanhausenAD ✍️👀

WWE Superstar Danhausen has officially uncursed the Mets (h/t @bfg728)

@BigT44DFS @RunPureSports @UncleTDFS Smesh

The new MLB Hub @RunPureSports is leading to a crazy amount of screenshots early in the season Last night “SICKHEMI” takes down the Main $5 Tourney for 50k and @UncleTDFS takes one down for 10k Plus a bunch others in the discord Few more days of 50% discount code JOIN US

@JBC69 @MeMphiSD0uG @espn @el_bossmon

@MeMphiSD0uG @espn @el_bossmon yea mf @JoeCoal7 knows the knicks are fucked

KNICKS VS. HAWKS IN ROUND ONE 🚨 Atlanta locks into the 6-seed on the final day of the season!

I’m not drinking and driving, on god.

Run Pure Sports is excited to announce a leadership transition as we enter our next phase of growth. Matthew Wiley is no longer with Run Pure Sports. We are thrilled to announce John Alesia @statsational, a longtime partner at Run Pure Sports and a 25-year veteran of Wall Street with extensive experience in FX, including as a trader, salesperson, Head of Operations, and Head of Prime Brokerage Operations at Deutsche Bank and Spectra FX, as our new CEO. His proven leadership and operational excellence will be a tremendous asset as we scale the company. Run Pure Sports is dedicated to building simple, high-integrity tools designed specifically for the everyday DFS player and sports bettor. We are focused on helping single-entry, 3-max, and 20-max grinders simplify their research, reduce their daily workload, and compete successfully while maintaining the highest standards of quality and integrity in all of our information and tools. The NASCAR Hub is now live, the MLB Hub is in late beta, and our free Weather Edge tool continues to be one of the best in the industry for PGA and MLB players. What truly sets us apart is our Discord — the most fun and supportive community in the game. We are proud to have the best subscribers in the industry, who routinely gift entries to fellow members after big wins and genuinely lift each other up every single day. We are fully committed to keeping that energy alive and growing. The next chapter of Run Pure Sports starts now. Bigger things are coming!

Luis Robert Jr’s walk rate and chase rate by year: 2023: 5.0% BB rate | 40.6% Chase rate 2024: 6.6% BB rate | 35.9% Chase rate 2025: 9.3% BB rate | 32.5% Chase rate 2026: 24.4% BB rate | 24.4% Chase rate Robert has been MUCH more patient to begin his Mets’ tenure 👀

Now that’s how you Run Pure to close out March Madness @AP8809dfs 🔥🔥

What’s Tyrone Taylor going to do when they retire Cedric Mullins jersey?

@ollie315 @lamelaza_7 Man shut up Lmao It’s been 6 games

@lamelaza_7 We love you jose but idk man...its not promising for him or any of them..theyre sloppy and looking very lazy.

Relax everybody… my guy Francisco Lindor gonna be good. Bad days happen — that’s baseball. Could happen to anyone. He’s human just like all of us. Watch how he responds… this gonna be good for him and for the organization 🧡💙

RPS Testimonial Tuesday NEW tool created by @Statsational for MLB Season Boom Rating + Research Hub helping the the members crush runpuresports.com/mlb/mlb-resear… Also try out our new RPS weather edge tool that is currently free runpuresports.com/rps-weather-ed…

Congrats to RPS Member MinDawg who won 100k in MLB on @DraftKings over the weekend🔥🔥🔥