Joe Cohen

Keeping my EYES PEELED for the pranks today. Stay safe, April Fools day is no joke

Let ‘em know @DannyDeVito

Just bought @Twitter might put bots back in charge

@DaveBake_ @ESPN_ff @RotoBaller @Edelman11 @RobGronkowski We’re looking at the analytics now @DaveBake_

@JoeCohen8 @ESPN_ff @RotoBaller @Edelman11 @RobGronkowski Nice first tweet in 24 months bro

Lineup is locked time to make magic happen @ESPN_ff @RotoBaller @Edelman11 @RobGronkowski

@NJDevils said happy bday to me and offered their deepest sympathy after somebody stole my bike!Eventually Chicago went on to win in the fifth round of the shootout.

@KryptoNate15 This is actually footage from my last freshman season. Technically I was a senior, but coach thought it would be a good idea to get reps with the younger guys

Once we’re on lockdown make sure to join your fellow neighbor in the unified window-singing of old town road

It’s very beautiful in 2020 to see so many brooms stand up for themselves

I think from now on instead of holding conversation in the Uber I’m just going to start workshopping haikus while consistently demanding input

@people Olive the above !

So much reality TV, so little time! #RHOC, #LHHH, #GrowingUpChrisley, and #BachelorInParadise all return this week with brand new seasons, and we want to know which premiere you're most excited to see. Answer our #RealityCheck poll and watch at 4:30pm ET/1:30pm PT.

@KryptoNate15 you gotta reply to the story first dawg THEN you follow up with a like

Mid 6, still a 0-0 game. Dragons starter Andy Fisher was absolutely brilliant in his first Midwest League start tonight. 5 no-hit innings. No walks. 8 strikeouts. The 2019 Big Ten 1st Team All-Conference (Illinois) was impressive.

How do I tell Waze that I encountered an unopened Yoplait on I-280 west? I couldn’t see the flavor sorry I’m no help :/

crypto's OUT invest in DVD's NOW!!!!!!!!

@MandersonComedy Just inches from a basketball scholarship keep working on your free throws

Friday night first teamer. @andfisher8 ➡️ All-Big Ten First Team

@prestondue Good because skipping that song is 5 years minimum jail time #foodforthought

@zander_theiss Did a quick peer review on your thesis (theiss) statement! Great work overall

Please stop posting before and after pictures and putting the after picture on the left. It makes no sense, I don’t understand, and I’m frustrated that this is what life has come to. Please use chronological order and put the before one first. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.