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Field Marshall Haig and Captain Blackadder discuss Umboto Gorge, the phone call finishing with one of the show’s great lines. A conversation etched into #Blackadder folklore. Vid: BlackadderQtes

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@ATRightMovies "George Connaghy. Did willfully slay, kill, and murder his wife by throwing her off a cliff." "What did they do to him?!" "Fined 4/6." "That don't seem right!" (Blows dust off book) "Sorry, my mistake, 14/6."

@Lord_Sugar Two as he knew one would go wrong.

Our prime minister was once able to made smart decisions on his IT kit. Two Amstrad computers.

@ChrisCowlin Looks like a warm-up shirt more than a match shirt.

The leaked image of Tottenham Hotspur's new away kit for the 2026/2027 season- released by Footy Headlines. #COYS #THFC

Igor does have at least one thing in common with one of English football's all-time greats. #BrianClough #THFC #COYS

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.

@hotspurreports I'd take Robin of Sherwood at this point.

Does anyone want Tim Shirwood to return to the club, to try keep us up? 👀

My wife said that Spurs wouldn't announce Tudor leaving without having a replacement lined up. Oh, how nice it must be to be so naive about how badly the club is run. #THFC #COYS

@shopaholicsuze Happy birthday!

@ATRightMovies Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Look who’s now turned up at Portman Road! 😂😜🤭 #itfc #ncfc

Kelly Cancer Chemo, day 2. Worst thing so far: having to shun ZaZa. From a kitten, she has adopted me. Fiercesome, nobody else is even allowed to touch her! Now we must temporarily part. She might infect me; I might poison her. She's outside my bedroom door, bawling 😕😕😕💊 🐈

Got a lovely welcome from the team at Ipswich Town. #ITFC

@talkSPORT Nige! We've got a photo op at a football club. Posing with a shirt, signing a mock contract, the works! Great idea! United? Arsenal? Liverpool? Er...

🚨 NEW: Vinai Venkatesham LAMBASTED by #thfc fans in the West Stand today! 😳 The Chief Executive Officer was labelled “a waste of space” and a “fraud,” as well as being told to “get out of our Club” by understandably angry fans. 🎥 @WeRTottenhamTV

If ever there was a bloke at the very mention of whose name it would be excusable for people to tremble like aspens, that bloke is Sir Roderick Glossop. He has an enormous bald head, all the hair which ought to be on it seeming to have run into his eyebrows, and his eyes go through you like a couple of Death Rays.

The worst board in the world.

You have to have a heart of stone to sack a bloke whose dad just died. Where's Levy when you need him? #COYS #THFC

Sell up and fuck off. #ENICOUT