Joseph Nyleen

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Joseph Nyleen

Joseph Nyleen

@JoeKnowsCyber

Not gonna be here long: @joeknowscyber.bsky.social

Oregon, USA Katılım Ekim 2016
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Cthulhu ( ;,;)@Cthulhu_Answers·
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UwU Underground@uwu_underground

Excuse me @I_Am_Jakoby Lets get this straight, you might think you're a boss over on the TL but you are just a lil fuckin NPC, cant believe we even have to explain ourselves but here goes, real direct since you can't read. 1. We did not know, endorse, research, platform, promote, or care about your cat / mink / ferret / tax-write-off scam redemption arc. If people want to read about it and decide for themselves, that’s their agency. Not ours. We are not your PR department. 2. LETS BE REAL CLEAR What we did call out was your defamatory, racist, and embarrassingly misogynistic comments toward @Tr3s0r. One of the nicest and supportive girls in the entire space, which makes your behavior even more telling. We attached receipts. Screenshots do not stutter. 3. Let’s be precise. We did not call you out for 'disinfo' around the Minnesota daycare situation. We called you out because you amplified it aggressively, and when it was factually dismantled, you did not walk it back despite publicly claiming you would. That’s not politics. That’s integrity. You either have it or you cosplay it. So anyways ABOUT THAT BIG FAMOUS PLACE THATS HIRING YOU sir would be a real fuckin shame ya know We simply dislike hypocrites who weaponize outrage until it’s inconvenient. And since you like transparency, here’s the thread in case it mysteriously evaporates: x.com/I_Am_Jakoby/st… Archive culture exists for a reason. Also, while we’re auditing claims, how's that FF no-click 0day going huh? 🎧

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Joseph Nyleen@JoeKnowsCyber·
One of the best people you can know. @Tr3s0r has helped me personally through some tough times, and continues to be one of the most valuable people in my life. Try to say something negative about her, and that’s all I will need to know about you.
UwU Underground@uwu_underground

Let it be known. @tr3s0r is the infosec vibes test. If you're cruel to her: red flag. She's selfless, caring, worldly, smart kind, and willing to learn and support the nice ones. If you want someone in your life whose there for, will go out of her way to bring you gifts from afar and always listens. Shes it. Give her a follow, she is 100% worth going to war over.

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Joseph Nyleen@JoeKnowsCyber·
@TheTr3s0r It's especially nice when they have a seductive accent. 🙃
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Lina@d0rkph0enix·
Who do I know with a CnC? Looking for advice on best/worst brands, I’ve done some Googling but want to hear some first hand experiences from the woodworkers out there.
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@TheTr3s0r [missing an entire backpack of cherries] “I think I know what happened here.”
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EvilMog® @mog.evil.af@Evil_Mog·
Settle a bar vet, Jennifer Connelly at 55, total smoke show right?
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Joseph Nyleen@JoeKnowsCyber·
@Evil_Mog "Is it dead yet? How many times do I push it? I want to make sure."
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Joseph Nyleen@JoeKnowsCyber·
[storm raging outside] "Hmm, a server update that got missed. Well, we can't have that. And it's not in use for the rest of the day so..." [casually clicks update] ==!!DO NOT POWER OFF DURING UPDATE!!== [building shakes] "Oh right, well that was really fucking stupid."
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Joseph Nyleen@JoeKnowsCyber·
@bettersafetynet Man, the sweats I get when I ask a tech "What'd you try to fix it?" and get back an obvious copy/paste from an AI engine. Constantly saying "If you're going to use it, use it for ideas for potential solutions. Not as the solution."
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Mick Douglas 🇺🇦🌻@bettersafetynet·
I am *begging you* please carefully review the suggested commands you get from an LLM. I just got off the phone with a former coworker. holy crap did the AI give --the worst possible advice ever -- for the specific situation they were in. (it broke a database replication conf)
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sudox@kmcnam1·
My only weakness: the goddamn sun
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@_fl4re Booo. May the fates spare your roof and dodge the floods.
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Markus@_fl4re·
@JoeKnowsCyber There’s a tree branch knocking on our roof, and I need the wind to settle down enough the branch doesn’t come in to say hello too. Haven’t seen the rumored 3 inches of rain yet though, thankfully.
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Joseph Nyleen@JoeKnowsCyber·
Too heckin' wimdy. Gonna go sprinkle some sacrificial blood around the server room and network closets, just to be safe.
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