Joe Langham

@SunSport Reports now come out that he has recently started starving himself during the day and refusing to take water

BREAKING: Footballer tragically dies after collapsing on pitch aged 25 #Echobox=1771868713" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thesun.co.uk/sport/38314684…

@WayneReardon @TRobinsonNewEra @Grokipedia They're not really edits. Those at the top are essentially approving edits. Say if someone died and 500 people submit an update for this and it is approved as correct information, that's 500 approved edits for you, despite only doing 1

You'd think so. I saw a woman on here once with 2 million tweets and thought that was sad, but this guy takes it to another level. The person under him has 5 million edits. Here's what it says on his page - "I joined Wikipedia way back in 2006, when it was still a large part of the wilds of the internet. This is actually my third (maybe fourth? I forget) account, my earlier ones having become inactive when I lost the password. (I think there may have been one before that, even...regardless, I've been editing since the time when IPs could create articles. I should know; I created a couple of articles before I registered.) I took a hiatus for a while, but once I came back to editing I came back with a vengeance, and haven't let off yet, for good or ill. I have been an administrator since June of 2015...please feel free to have a look at my RfA." #1%E2%80%931000" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia…

Do not give a single penny to Wikipedia. Use @Grokipedia instead.

@WayneReardon @TRobinsonNewEra @Grokipedia That would be statistically impossible. Even if he spent a single minute on each article, it would take 4.5 years non stop. If you worked 10 hours a day and took the occasional day off, it would take twice as long as Wikipedia has existed.

@TRobinsonNewEra @Grokipedia Yeah, wonder who that was. This one bloke has edited over 1/3 of the articles on wikipedia. He looks pretty much like you'd expect him to. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Pr…

@ladytally @Harry05Derham @kemptonparkrace @RacingHOTSR @OLBG Broken neck and had to be put to sleep

@Harry05Derham @kemptonparkrace @RacingHOTSR @OLBG Hope all is ok with wertpol

Today we head to @kemptonparkrace to run Wertpol, Just Ennemi and Washington. Best of luck to @RacingHOTSR , Just Ennemi Partnership and Syders & Burkes. Read my thoughts⬇️ harryderhamracing.com/todays-runners/ @OLBG

@janehazell @itvracing Broken neck and put to sleep

That looked like a terrible fall for Wertpol, please tell me he got up @itvracing

@solmyrish @hyperajm @lfcera Never knew the difference between 89 and 78 was 9. Is your PhD in maths or just a hobby?

@JoeLang92 @hyperajm @lfcera Even if every Man U penalty was game winning, still that gives them 6pts, they won by 9. I quoted you two Man U point gaining penalties in the same season as City. Liverpool have played 29, Arsenal 27. 5 pts difference, Arsenal have two games in hand. Two games more. Are you ok?

Darwin Núñez goal and won a penalty. WHERE ARE THE HATERS NOW?

@solmyrish @hyperajm @lfcera Proof?

@JoeLang92 @hyperajm @lfcera No, they didn't. You are a liar.

@solmyrish @hyperajm @lfcera That's irrelevant. You can have a penalty a game but win every game 4 0. You can have 2 penalties to win 2 games 2 1. 2 would be more important than 38. Everyone also has the same amount of games each season. No such thing as two games more. Stop simpimg for stats

@JoeLang92 @hyperajm @lfcera What's wrong with you? The team in 2nd has more pens in both seasons than the champs. In 2011, United won by 9pts. Only 3 pens. Not a factor. In 2012 Feb, Man U scored 2 pens vs Chelsea to rescue a point, nullifying city's pen. Liverpool would be clear by 5 with *two games more*.

@sakaera_ What about Bournemouth, Brentford and Brighton?

Salah - 9 penalties Scored Man Utd - 3 penalties Scored Chelsea - 3 penalties Scored Arsenal - 2 penalties Scored “PGMOL HATE LIVERPOOL”

@AFC_Ryyy What about Bournemouth and Brentford combined?

Liverpool have received more penalties this season (9) than Man City, Arsenal and Man United COMBINED (7)

@sakaera_ 😅🤡

@solmyrish @hyperajm @lfcera The lowest amount of points is 0. 14th May 2011, Rooney scored a late pen which won United the league. A penalty rescued a point for city in march 2012 which without, they would have lost the league. You can remove every penalty scored by Liverpool and they'd still be clear by 5.

@JoeLang92 @hyperajm @lfcera And if you don't score it's a draw. You still get a point. A single goal cannot be worth more than 2 points. But if you mean 2010/11, when United were champions, they got a grand total of 3 penalty goals. You are out of your mind, man.

@aware_wanderer @SheilaNaylor2 He always talks like this.

@SheilaNaylor2 I don't do drugs, and why do I need to seek professional help? for questioning a video 🫤 You seem a little off yourself, take your own advice and a few extra pills.

Andrew Tate daring Florida police to come arrest him, but they won't get him because he erases his phone every night, he says. I think they need to go arrest him now. Don't you?

@Raji9000 @NoContextHumans Judging by the queues at her ramadan special, I very highly doubt that

@NoContextHumans Islam fixes this

Do people have no shame?

@solmyrish @hyperajm @lfcera United were chanpions in 2011. They scored 9 penalties. You get 3 points for a win not 2. 9x3 is 27 yer wee greg.

@JoeLang92 @hyperajm @lfcera I went back to check 11/12. Man city scored 7 penalties. Max you can get from a goal is 2 extra points. You are talking 💩. Their main rivals - Man U scored 9 in the same season. So without penalties, city would have been champions anyway. You are talking 💩.

@Anfield_Magic @lfcera The only game Liverpool lost was when Nunez didn't start. More vital goal contributions than any other player this season

@lfcera He’s still shit doesn’t change anything

@hyperajm @lfcera The pen title will always be accredited to the 2011/12 season. 21 points gained from penalties for the title winners then

@lfcera At the end of this season, you'll have a covid title and a pen title. Neither will ever be considered serious hahaha

@GlobeEyeNews Does this include Elon Musks salary?

BREAKING: Donald Trump officially cuts off all aid to South Africa.

Day 24. Touchstone Property still don't have the capacity to turn off the alarm so everyone can have a peaceful night sleep. @HousingOmbuds how many days until it's acceptable to take an axe to the alarm?

Day 22. Touchstone Property still don't have the capacity to turn off the alarm so everyone can have a peaceful night sleep. Hopefully they'll have their chequebook out when everyone needs tinnitus treatment.