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I do not understand Range Rover owners with tinted windows. I mean, how can you buy a car worth N55million, then hide inside?

@Uwagbaejosh @KianahsBedding 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KianahsBedding iro nla.

Omo, I just remembered when I told this guy I have a crush on him back then in late 2022😂🥹 I mean he’s a very fine boy and he prays a lot, he also seems very calm and he’s living in my street, so why not🤭🥹 Did my findings and all, collected his number and texted him, told him I admired him a lot cause he prays (on time) and he’s also a fine boy. Guess what baba said?😭😭 He said “o fe do mi right” Oluwa mii😭😭, orimi koko daru noh 😂😭

🚨 Manchester City have NO plans to move for Enzo Fernández this summer despite recent reports linking them with the Chelsea midfielder. ❌🇦🇷 Chelsea are demanding around £100M for Enzo, but City’s priority remains Nottingham Forest star Elliot Anderson. 👀 The FA Cup winners are expected to push hard for Anderson as they continue plans to refresh their midfield this summer. 💰 (Source: Sky Sports)

🚨 Xabi Alonso has identified Real Madrid midfielder Arda Güler as his dream signing for Chelsea this summer, but Los Blancos have no interest in selling. When Alonso left Madrid, Güler wrote this note on his social media: ✍️ "Mr. Xabi Alonso, Thank you for believing and trusting in me from the first day. Every conversation, every detail, every demand helped shape my game and push me to a higher level. I’m truly grateful for everything you added to my journey. Your faith in me made me a better player. Wishing you and your staff nothing but success in what comes next. Your impact will always stay with me." (Source: El Nacional)

🚨 Chelsea hold a strong interest in Liverpool midfielder Florian Wirtz at the request of Xabi Alonso. Wirtz flourished into a world class operator at Bayer Leverkusen under the management of Alonso. Liverpool would be open to doing business at the right price given his form last season. (Source: Football Insider)

@yabaleftonline The more he speaks, the more shocking revelations of questionable acts emerge. It is deeply troubling that these people occupy some of the country’s most sensitive positions.

"I was in South Africa for a wedding when the impeachment of Obasa commenced. I was confused when I returned. I saw my colleagues signing and I signed too thinking the order was from the presidency until the president called us to return the speaker which we did." — Desmond Elliot

@ChelseaFC Blue DNA activated

A look at Xabi’s career to date. 📊

If you want to do IVF or you want to remove Fibroid but you don’t have money. Just go to the nearest Access bank in your area and reach the customer service. All you need is just letter from the Hospital and the invoice from the hospital. Retweet for wider audience

@Odumodublvck_ @JoshMonday12 🤣🤣

SEE AS BALL DEY SWEET JUST WAIT FOR TOMORROW WHEN OSAMA FACE SHEKAU.

@sportingking365 🤣🤣🤣

What a game of football #PSGBAY 🔥 Tomorrow we tune in to rugby. 🤦‍♂️

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@JoeOkpara_ Hi @JoeOkpara_ I apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you. Kindly provide screenshot of the error via DM to enable us assist further. ^Phaith

@accessbank_help, whatever it is you guys are doing with your app right now is sick and frustrating.

@FabrizioRomano Not every opportunity is one you should chase. You were well aware Chelsea operates on a completely different level from Strasbourg, but you went for it regardless. You'll be the fall guy now. The real blame lies with the owners.

🚨 Liam Rosenior: “It’s been the most disappointing evening so far”. “In terms of the things we spoke about, not gifting goals away, getting control of the game - it wasn't there”. 🔵4️⃣ Chelsea have lost 4 games in a row for the first 1993.

@Genykaffy @tonysnip3r Tell am abeg

Bro, Algerians have bought ALL the match tickets 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Trying to limit Super Eagles supporters…

@BouafifNour @JoeOkpara_ Come and see our Nigerian brothers badmouthing him…sometimes I shake my head

As someone whose team just faced Osimhen, I have to say playing against him is genuinely scary and frustrating. Our centre backs aren’t usually this bad, and we rarely struggle this much when defending crosses. But this guy is an absolute monster. Right now, I genuinely think he has the best box presence in world football. His movement is extremely intelligent, he knows exactly when and where to attack the space, and physically he is on another level. His strength makes it almost impossible to duel with him, his jumping ability is insane, and he always seems to be at the end of every single cross. With all due respect to Galatasaray, he’s seriously wasting his prime years in Turkey. He deserves a better team in a top league.

@sirdelani @aproko_doctor CYP2D6 CYP2C19 CYP3A4 CYP2B6

@aproko_doctor There’s nothing like “code” in the DNA, you’re a doctor and you of all people should know this.

Many Africans have a code in their DNA that makes them break down drugs faster than other races A dose that would normally work for other races won't work for them 'cos their bodies clear it FAST Think turbo engine inside some of us 9 out of 100 Nigerians for instance have it

Someone is just recovering from hangover of yesterday after many bottles and glasses of alcohol. They will make a mistake of going into the shower to have a hot water bath. DO NOT DO IT. DO NOT TRY IT. Taking a hot water bath with alcohol in your system can make you drop dead. Repost. Retweet. Help save a life.

@wealth_prettyy @Fromthe234_ 🤣

@Fromthe234_ Wdym?

Are you aware that watching p0řn on X reduces your account’s visibility?

Angels bow before him. Heaven & Earth adore him. What a mighty God we serve.

to escape racism…she went to RUSSIA???