Joe Oliver

@alarnajay No mate

Hasn’t quite sunk in that I spent £480 on advent calendars when I was off my rocker on morphine and whatever else in hospital 😅😅😅

1st team win 2-1 against @ApplebyAFC with goals from @GeorgeFrampton1 and @Decr92 #🔴⚫️⚽️

This was the moment that I most respected from the Queen. Whilst Parliament were out partying and breaking their own rules, she followed everything asked of her and showed a respect towards everyday people who were being asked to do the same.

@alarnajay @kyledownie_ He hasn’t

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@CaraJayGoodwin Oliver tells me, you and him sit and chat away all day every day

Miss working with girls and girls banter so much. Who would of thought of the day I just sit & don’t speak most of the day 😅

@alarnajay @bthemovement_ Something you should invest in

Paid for my fiancé to get semi-permanent eyebrows so she can get ready faster whenever we go out. She thought I did it cause I love her. I did it cause I love me 😂

@alarnajay @Willacy10 @cammyg148 You’re a liar

@NHSuk can we get working on a hayfever cure please

@Willacy10 @alarnajay It’s good to test yourself

@alarnajay Got a stutter?

@Thomo444 @ApplebyAFC Was on target, defender did his job and blocked it. Sorted lad

CUPS | Senior Challenge Cup sponsored by Russell Armer Homes Our attention now turns to Saturday's Senior Cup Final! 2.30pm Kick off at Kendal Town FC. Gates open from 1.30pm @ApplebyAFC v @WetheriggsUtdFC 🏆

CUPS | Benevolent Trophy sponsored by Hawkshead Relish 2022 Final 🆚 @KUJFC v @WetheriggsUtdFC 📅 Wednesday 20 April ⏰ 7.30pm Kick Off 🏟 Kendal Town FC 🏆 Benevolent Trophy Final 🏆

The 4 teams below are your Cumberland Cup Semi Final line up, the Cumberland FA will announce draw details in due course. Carlisle City Carlisle United Pirelli Wetheriggs United @CumberlandFA @officialcufc @CarlisleCityFC @InterPirelli @WetheriggsUtdFC @bbccumbriasport

The Best Photo Of 2021…..@LFC

@adelegrahamok @alarnajay Yeah yeah in HD and everything

@alarnajay @JoeOliverrr There’s gonna be a few issues if not Joe so reply carefully x

“I didn’t watch the 2010 Corrie Tram Crash” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩