Joe Phillips

@CapitalOfficial #IWANTHEADLIGHTS EMINEM

Hahahaha my dad hasn't even got the balls to reply to my inbox lol twatend

The chocolate milk that you get at the end of your cereal after eating weetoos is the best part 👌

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@michkeegan is actually really fit 👌

Everyone's getting shagged left right and center these days fuckinell

Phil's turned into a right bastard on eastenders

Joe harts foot work needs to be better than that, foot work was shit on that goal

I'm happy right now but I'd be happier if all the people I hate walked into the middle of the road and stood there 👏👋

My generation is fucked

When I put 'hahahha' to someone,really im just sat there not laughing

@EASPORTSFIFA it says I have 4 packs on fut world cup but when I go on store there not there?

You just can't stop going back to your past ahahhahahaha winnit

Falling asleep on the bus to trafford wasn't good

Would love to know where the sun has gone, because its FUCKING FREEZING

@devon_elise_x k then

@devon_elise_x because you started telling people we 'fell out'

@devon_elise_x had no phone, and then no one told me what was up with you so yea, all my fault

@devon_elise_x I didn't fucking ditch u tho, I dint get told you was in hospital till your second day, I rang u how was I suppose to know u