Joe Reilly

I still say “who’s on aux” even tho I haven’t even seen an auxiliary cord in about 10 fucking years

The easiest way to break rapport with me is to own an android

If someone “flexing” hurts your feelings, you’re doomed for the rest of your life

Ya thirtty thanley?

Losing 3 good friends,all under 22 years old, in a matter of months feels like life is slapping me in the face with the reality of how fragile life really is. Tommy boy, Nickem, and Nate I love you guys rest easy❤️ Cherish eachother, every day is a gift.

No Sweetheart... you cannot work at McDonald’s and get 400k a year. Everybody gets paid by the value that they bring to the marketplace.. Good try though, I admire your effort 👍

Chris Sale is a fucking mammoth

Dear people who fall victim to scam calls, you’re the problem

Pistachios are way better when you have to crack em don’t @ me

Lmao did they cheat this time too haters?

Unpopular opinion: credit cards are designed to make people think they are helping but in reality they just fuck most people

Why do so many people assign ALL of their beliefs to either democrat or republican? We should be able to look at every issue differently and not attach it to Red or Blue.. “Indivisible, one nation” So stop acting like sheep, let’s think for ourselves ha bah dah

2019 resolution: Convincing the pubic (for its own wellbeing) that Transgenders are delusional

Believe me this is.. where geniuses live...

Lol

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On the count of three, what's your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to

Stupid bitches like this ruin the word feminism for all u feminists out there lol @AprilTrubody

When ur bouta bust