Joe Reilly

I’m pretty sure Hell is just Cardi B “rapping” nonstop

Happy Presidents’ Day to everyone except for Joe Biden

I still say “who’s on aux” even tho I haven’t even seen an auxiliary cord in about 10 fucking years

@ButtCrackSports Bro definitely still has murder on his mind lmfao

The easiest way to break rapport with me is to own an android

@ROLEX I was the 100th retweet gimme one

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If someone “flexing” hurts your feelings, you’re doomed for the rest of your life

We live in a weird time when telling the truth is being rude. Or keeping it a buck is disrespectful…. You cant be serious 🤣

Courage is not the absence of ‘fear’ but the conquest of it.

Should my book have pictures?

When you have a King, don’t reshuffle the deck and end up with a joker.

Ya thirtty thanley?

4 billion years from now, our galaxy, the Milky Way, will collide with our large spiraled neighbour Andromeda. Here's an animation of what it'll look like

If you want something you’ve never had your going to have to do something you’ve never done

@baerriito we have to start taking matters into our own hands

nobody: gmail when you sign in from an unauthorized device:

Losing 3 good friends,all under 22 years old, in a matter of months feels like life is slapping me in the face with the reality of how fragile life really is. Tommy boy, Nickem, and Nate I love you guys rest easy❤️ Cherish eachother, every day is a gift.

@dominic_lapenta @twi_age !!!