Joe Sharpe

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training. In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table. The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed. 📘 efl.com/news/2026/may/…

WE MADE £100k IN 7 DAYS 💰 Non league play offs are chaos 😂 Emotionally, operationally, commercially. Thought I’d share some behind the scenes on how we approached ours at @FarnhamTownFC off the pitch because I think clubs massively underestimate the opportunity these games create 🧵

Three losers from three races so far, raining here in Benidorm, and now this

Her Baby is nearly here! Our @kieramitchell_ is ready for motherhood and I’m so proud of how she has delt with this pregnancy! You’re going to be the best mother to your daughter and we are all behind you supporting you and we can wait to have you back in J7. You’re very special

3 tickets for @thevaccines for sale, vic warehouse tonight, fv is £40 per ticket will take £30 ONO, also on twickets

Mount Rushmore

@jonopwillis At least its Modelo not that michellob ultra shite

£29 quid a fucking can, these yanks are brutal

🚨 After my last video exposing over $110 Million in fraud Tim Walz dropped his run for reelection and multiple federal investigations were launched to stop fraud across the country. In this 51 minute video David and I expose another $16 Million in fraud as Minnesota welfare programs continue to operate fraudulently and steal from law-abiding taxpayers, Like it and share it around everywhere! Accountability and the law must come for the fraudsters and corrupt politicians who have let this happen. The fraud must end.

In China, driverless delivery vans have turned into roaming memes, unstoppable machines rolling over roads, bikes, and whatever’s in the way.

Yesterday a quasi-judicial body in Italy fined @Cloudflare $17 million for failing to go along with their scheme to censor the Internet. The scheme, which even the EU has called concerning, required us within a mere 30 minutes of notification to fully censor from the Internet any sites a shadowy cabal of European media elites deemed against their interests. No judicial oversight. No due process. No appeal. No transparency. It required us to not just remove customers, but also censor our 1.1.1.1 DNS resolver meaning it risked blacking out any site on the Internet. And it required us not just to censor the content in Italy but globally. In other words, Italy insists a shadowy, European media cabal should be able to dictate what is and is not allowed online. That, of course, is DISGUSTING and even before yesterday’s fine we had multiple legal challenges pending against the underlying scheme. We, of course, will now fight the unjust fine. Not just because it’s wrong for us but because it is wrong for democratic values. In addition, we are considering the following actions: 1) discontinuing the millions of dollars in pro bono cyber security services we are providing the upcoming Milano-Cortina Olympics; 2) discontinuing Cloudflare’s Free cyber security services for any Italy-based users; 3) removing all servers from Italian cities; and 4) terminating all plans to build an Italian Cloudflare office or make any investments in the country. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. While there are things I would handle differently than the current U.S. administration, I appreciate @JDVance taking a leadership role in recognizing this type of regulation is a fundamental unfair trade issue that also threatens democratic values. And in this case @ElonMusk is right: #FreeSpeech is critical and under attack from an out-of-touch cabal of very disturbed European policy makers. I will be in DC first thing next week to discuss this with U.S. administration officials and I’ll be meeting with the IOC in Lausanne shortly after to outline the risk to the Olympic Games if @Cloudflare withdraws our cyber security protection. In the meantime, we remain happy to discuss this with Italian government officials who, so far, have been unwilling to engage beyond issuing fines. We believe Italy, like all countries, has a right to regulate the content on networks inside its borders. But they must do so following the Rule of Law and principles of Due Process. And Italy certainly has no right to regulate what is and is not allowed on the Internet in the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, China, Brazil, India or anywhere outside its borders. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT FIGHT AND WE WILL WIN!!!

Watch this, as hard as it is. Many of you have been told this law enforcement officer wasn't hit by a car, wasn't being harassed, and murdered an innocent woman. The reality is that his life was endangered and he fired in self defense. x.com/i/status/20096…

Once she discovers online gambling they’re fucking done for

Cameron Menzies has lost the fucking plot the sausage🤣🤣

"I'm quite friendly with the SAS" @maxandpaddyline

Well guess what mate. You’ve only gone an won it! 🥺🥲

Scott McTominay's fantastic bicycle goal! World Cup Qualification | 🏆 Scotland 1-0 Denmark x.com/NRousset98058/…

Happy Life Day. Celebrate the values and tenets of Wookiee culture: family, joy, and harmony.

Corona virus....its coming

@eleniweb3 @PannyGM

Polymarket Premier League Predictions (results): 3/5 hit → +$8.33 ($50 → $58). Small (lol) gains, but I spread too thin. This week was about learning the platform. Next time: focus on 3 matches - more initials and double down on conviction. Takeaway: there IS a line between chance and informed conviction and that seems to be where prediction markets live. Might turn this into a $50 → $500 challenge.

One of the last photos ever taken off Aki. Out there doing what he loved best