An adult: I'm an adult and you walk away when I'm talking to you.
Me, also an adult: You're an adult and I'm an adult, so why are you raising your voice at me?
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Somebody's Nemesis🌈
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Somebody's Nemesis🌈
@JoeSaxx
It do be like that sometimes. Dancer, Biker, Writer | Godmother to Feis, Kal, Lawma and Dumbledore | Public Nuisance
Katılım Aralık 2013
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Tinubu must go mehn
Adesewa@t_Duches
Who cancelled lunch in Nigerian homes?
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The best thing my students ever gave me. One semester I thought they were just *really* focused on taking notes. Turns out they were compiling a book of all the slightly unhinged things I'd said. It's 152 pages long.
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It's international dance day, and every dancer is making compilations of their dance videos.
Guess who can't do that cos she barely ever takes any videos?
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@bussy_colomanII @oluwatobiexe Damn
So I'm no longer your friend?
Life tuff
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My friends have loved me in ways that most, if not all of my lovers have never even imagined.
In little ways and in big ways, consistently, intentionally and wholeheartedly.
I love the idea of partnership but my friends will always have a place in my heart.
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Yup! It might be time to delete the app.
I ordered from a restaurant 10 mins away, which delivery used to be 650 but I’m being charged 1,300. That’s double the price.
I complained and a certain customer care rep told me to go pick up my order myself. LMAO!
ADEAYO@ade_adeayo
Chowdeck is becoming ridiculous because why am I being forced to buy a takeaway pack for each wrap of swallow and another separate takeaway for the soup. What sort of shakedown is this ffs?
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