Jevan Haggis

This is why I have trust issues

Shawn Murphy (who is really Good Doctor btw) claims that Sunny D can cure depression. Thoughts?

WWTGDD What would the good doctor do

This is a banksy

The episode of Seinfeld with the library cop, Joe Bookman, is the greatest episode of Television to date

I think I'll be healthy today and go to Subway Me at Subway: Ya I'll have the hot dog meat with extra mayo on a full loaf of bread.

Jack white looks like he's playing the joker on a terrible batman show on the CW

The real question

Can't wait for the weekend, gonna crank that Soulja boy so hard

At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”

Just a few more days guys, just need to flatten the curve!

You guys wanna play smashing balls? That's where you run and smash your balls on another guy's balls. One of you wins

Another year in the books #SpotifyWrapped

Irving Big Stop Enfield 2 Michelin stars

Not to call anyone out, but whole wheat bread is trash

If you ever need guidance just think, wwysd? What would young Sheldon do?

The bones are their dollars

Hamstrings is the grossest muscle name