JoeTaylor

Christ it gets worse. He’s like the P.E teacher off Kes.

A look back at one of the most iconic FA Cup runs of all time with Sean Dyche on Football Shirt Friday 🏆

@Top100Rick What a set of cunts. I’m all for ‘modern’ golf and trying different things but why. The puppet is just as bad for taking that money fuck off loser

By now you’ve seen clips of Jack Doherty getting banned from PGA Tour events. But if you are over 45, you probably don’t know how bad it really is. Jack has made millions doing this. He walks around harassing people and hides behind a giant bodyguard. And millions watch. And envy. Imagine the dude who yelled jackass? He gave up his Waste Management ticket so he could impress a kid YouTuber for 1 second of “fame”. This slop and slop like it is consumed in the billions of hours daily. Teens are watching and seeing a kid like them become a millionaire by being a horrid person. We live in Idiocracy. And we haven’t even seen the results yet, these kids haven’t grown up. Already there is proof that IQ is dropping fast in our young people. You can see why. Kudos to the PGA Tour for handling it swiftly. Banned for life right there.

🚨Good morning. Still trying to retrieve my old account but am told the odds are against me. 29k followers. In the mud. In the meantime, please FOLLOW and RT to help claw me back a readership. I’m quite strongly addicted to this steaming hellhole of an app and frankly require the serotonin. You may receive Sheffield Wednesday news and appalling jokes in return. Many thanks. #SWFC🦉

The main question tonight.

David Moyes has made everything better UTFT 💙

How good was this.

For sheer beauty quotes, Friday the 14th is well up there. Top 3. Course I have, he’s a geezer what dresses up in his Mother’s clothes.

Terrible de javu here. Is it Iceland all over again.

Well that was pretty shite wasn’t it. Hopefully better next up. P.S. haven’t fallen out with Zlatko Zahovič though.

Football, ey? Athletic Club win the Copa Del Rey for the first time in 40 years. Oh, by the way, this isn’t where the game is being played. This is a sold out San Mames watching the game on TVs. Magical.

@yorkstwigg @sid_lambert That kit 😍

@sid_lambert @JoeTaylor19 Another little bit of Hernan to brighten up your Friday Joey

24 years ago today: Paolo Maldini makes a split-second mistake… and Hernan Crespo makes him pay. Goodness me. That touch and finish couldn’t be any sweeter if you dipped his boots in a Cadbury’s Creme Egg.

@yorkstwigg @thesefootytimes Joke of a goal I love it

@thesefootytimes @JoeTaylor19 10/10 pass, 11/10 finish. Hernan just could do a bit

@theJeremyVine Jeremy have you ever thought of getting a taxi to work? You forever seem to be intent on trying to ride your bike into moving cars. Maybe cycling isn’t for you.

I CAN’T DO ANY MORE

@Robertdcopland Buzzing you found some. Was almost widespread disappointment

@yorkstwigg @90sPlayers Just a joke

@90sPlayers Run it back @JoeTaylor19

Rivaldo with one of the best hat-tricks in the history of the game

@georgemellor93 @Lea_EFC @SharmaJFC Orate Nell

@Lea_EFC @SharmaJFC @JoeTaylor19 what happened with dominoes mate

Dominos fucked with Everton and found out. Guillem Balague fucked with Everton and found out. The Premier League are fucking with Everton and will find out. Everton is a football club not to be fucked with.

@drystoneradiouk shout out to Joey.T and the homeboys, Sunday hockey for the first time ever. P.S. doesn’t Ross McMillan have lovely legs. P.P.S. Can Oliver have some elocution lessons please.

@yorkstwigg @footballtweet Imagine being there to watch that live

@footballtweet @JoeTaylor19 enough said

Hernan Crespo with one of the best headed goals of all time. That Vieri-Crespo link-up is special. Beautiful move from Inter. 🥶

@RyanDilks1 Great thread @yorkstwigg can’t pick but love Elmander’s

The most underrated goals in Premier League history. THREAD 🧶

Jordon fucking Pickford🧤 Superb👌🏻