Joe Webb

@EricHaywood The beauty of #4 is Trump spent the first 3 years of his presidency bragging about what a big fucking deal it was that he got 306 in ‘16.

@MendozaStrikes We just did the 19-hr Ramona Quimby collection by Beverly Cleary, read by Stockard Channing. Strong recommend. Well worth an audible credit.

Looking for RECS for young readers (5 years old) who love to listen to chapter books. We blitzed through all the Roald Dahl books and Wayside Stories, but Harry Potter is a bit too intense. What have you got? #amreading #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #parenting #dadlife

@saucissonsec Thank you! That’s really kind. And I’ll always remember the night we traded haiku live tweets. :) Also, you’re right, the Berserkers were incredibly silly looking. That said, Derek Mears brought an incredible amount of professionalism and intensity to his role as the leader.

@gideonyago Yeah, but that History of the Eagles doc, though? Fire. Just 3 hours of Henley dropping DGAF bombs and Glenn Frey trying to convince the rest of the world he was the important one. Also... Joe Walsh.

Some clarification here ... I am not saying The Eagles are the best American rock band. Just the best selling.

Based on album sales, the correct answer is The Eagles. But you’re from Forest Hills, @HankAzaria. Ramones or GTFO.

In post apocalyptic movies and games, there are always old movie posters up, and I’ve always wondered what poster would be left up everywhere in a disaster. I was completely unprepared for it to be Trolls: WorldTour

@Sernett Step one: marry the princess who is second in line to the throne.

Today my 4yo daughter learned King George from Hamilton was the same person as Kristoff from Frozen and it’s like the secrets of the Universe were unlocking themselves right before her eyes.

@MRavenMetzner @TVSleepy_Hollow @KeelyMacDragon @MagicBranch @pmiscove Yeah, sure. But what if I were to dust off some old joke pitches for a chuckle in these dark times??? Haha! The Repitcher strikes again!

Hey #tvwriters this is the moment to dust off that joke room pitch that lived on the board and made you chuckle in dark times. I submit @TVSleepy_Hollow S3 #screenwriting @KeelyMacDragon @MagicBranch @pmiscove — If any other rooms have similar please share! #joketvpitches

@MendozaStrikes A classic.

Successful Dad Dinner. instagram.com/p/B7SXfRfpuVe/…

@gideonyago Yes, but now you’ll have someone to take care of you in your old age. Congrats, Gideon!

Is it common to age 35-50 years in the first 48 hours of parenting?

@AniReject10 @SleepyAddicts @sleepywriters Absolutely.

@SleepyAddicts @sleepywriters @JoeWebb13 Will you watch Tom Mison on Watchmen?

“You look like the bass player for some British rock band" 😂😂 #Ichabass @SleepyAddicts @sleepywriters @JoeWebb13

@LDJackson Hot tip... whatever is at the bottom of Act Three, just try doing the opposite. Also, when it doubt, add a timewitch. Or a courtroom scene.

Hey #SleepyHollow fans, guess who’s making a big guest appearance Sunday on the Season Premiere of @GodFriendedMe? It’s @ZachAppelman, aka Joe Corbin, aka Jenny’s favorite Wendigo! Watch him light up NYC on Sept 29 at 8/7c. #GodFriendedMe

@LizAlps @CubanMissileDH Hard pass.

If you hire me to be in your writers’ room, I will pick an A+ lunch every damn time and none of this Mendocino Farms cop out bullshit.

@SarahWatson42 It’s 5000 candles in the wind.

@Fizzhogg STL for the win.

There needs to be a button several orders of magnitude stronger than "like" for how much I love this post...

Stopped for a quick drink at a lemonade stand in Harlan, Iowa. When life gives you lemons, make big structural change!

In 1987, the federal government banned metal-tipped lawn darts because a single child died from one

Pete Buttigieg: "If we adopt a platform that's way out to the left, [Republicans are] going to say we're socialists. If we adopt a more moderate or conservative platform, they're going to say we're socialists. So we might as well just do what we think is right."