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@pm_mjp Ha twitter.com/CmpHerald/stat…

@pm_mjp @efremberheMP Because as we all know, when Ted Cruz is certain of something, that's definitely the way it will happen. #TrumpedAgain

@efremberheMP @pm_mjp Trust me, I dare to dream about an IPC government every day.

@pm_mjp If the groundhog sees its shadow, does that mean we have suffer through six more weeks of your imbecilic twitter meltdowns? #CMP17

@efremberheMP @pm_mjp An incompetent, wailing newborn would be more effective than your festering, bloated pustule of a government! #CMP17

Everyday us glasses-wearers must live in fear from the discrimination and tyranny of #CCCP. How much more must we take before we stand up! twitter.com/Jacob_Kenney_M…

@pm_mjp It's just a bad picture. This is what I usually look like. #NoConspiracyJustRawSexiness

@Jacob_Kenney_MP Thank you for the praise, sir, but all I did was give myself, mind, body and spirit to the Chairman. He did all the rest.

@CCCP_CMP2017 Should be easy, being that all your government does anyway is bankrupt Alberta and terrorize felines! #CataliePortmanFurPM

@CCCP_CMP2017 Glad to know you can google (from reading your legislation I was starting to think the CCCP devoid of such competencies).

@MP_endress @pm_mjp @cuparlpress @CCCP_CMP2017 Aye, and it's about time too. We @ #AlbertanYouth4MandatoryPublicService are behind you 100%!

Please, anyone, if you're out there, help! #CCCP have kidnapped my kitten, Catalie Portman, and are holding her for ransom! #Furghazi #CMP17

My Aunt Belinda was bitten by a CEO last year, and within minutes she was filing quarterly statements and making 193x her salary. Disaster! twitter.com/Jacob_Kenney_M…

@pm_mjp Save your flattery for the judge.

@CCCP_CMP2017 My dog Bark Obama just died of cancer from second hand smoke, and now you're peddling this to our children! Despicable! #Shame

The PM might want to cow me into submission, but he's not going to settle his beef with the Albertan people so easily. #LiveFreeOfCCCPorDie

@pm_mjp @MP_endress I may not have heard of Cardigan before but that's not going to stop me from defending their outstanding MP, god dammit!

Finally, some excellent, unbiased coverage and solutions from the wonderful Illuminati Party, saviours of the great province of Alberta. twitter.com/MP_endress/sta…

@pm_mjp and I know what's best for you: to resign!

@pm_mjp Funny, Papa Trudeau said the same thing when he rolled out the National Energy Policy... Ya Frenchies never change, that's for sure.