Joe Allen

Plan for tomorrow; Get up. Vindaloo on the radio. Brush teeth with a can of carling. Pub. Watch england Win. Get Phill Mitchelled.... ITS FUCKING COMING HOME!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@billy_sheahan Ready to believe again

@Joe_Allen29 Tuchel you’re the one

We will win a major trophy under Tuchel

If you put Nunez’s brain in a dog it would fucking Moo

Read that twice

When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave

@CFCAllyRhodes Minus the World Cup he’s a flop in the big games

Mbappe is finished man…….. sell him to Chelsea

Watched this about 10 times🥺

@worldbest_17 Robben

Guess the player who scored this goal. $25 for 5 random winners👍

For the 1st time this season i am rating your drafts, send in as many as you can ✅ I'll try to reply to most!

I’m so confused how sheep and goats would even live without humans, their fur never stops growing and they don’t shed, their antlers grow into their skull, like wtf were they doing before being on a farm

Cole fucking Palmer.

OMFGFGGGGG

THATS MORE LIKE IT HAVE A FUCKING GO AT THEM COME ONNNNNN

Dusseldwarf 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #lufc

@barrystantonGBP @cliverwhite1 @Nigel_Farage @DaleHutter

Reform UK will increase stop and search.

Just stick it in the Louvre 🖼️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #Euro2024

Get Palmer on

Palmer starts.

No excuses. Both start next game

Not using Cole Palmer after the season he’s just had might be the most brain dead managerial decision we’ve ever seen in the history of our beautiful sport.