Alvey

When your friend says "dump the clutch" and you look at them like

this news lady looks like Ms. Francine from iCarly

@Kaayim I have 0 doubts of that lmao

@Kaayim don't mind the creep in' 👀 I just about spit out my drink when I saw Jerrell 😂😭😭

Why you so ugly @Jshy2x

Some 2jz noises to get your Friday going

@Jshy2x you lately twitter.com/typicalglrl/st…

Fuck, I haven't been on here in forever lol

"Welcome to the Marine Corps, we'll become great friends in your time here."

How I feel about school

Money is way more of a dictating factor of a person's life than it should be

@NathDrewDeck that selfie is winning

When you actually break the camera

This is why I hate kids “@ScaryPIct: Most disturbing things children have said about their imaginary friends. ”

Trying to figure out why they're playing classical music in Chik-Fil-A, but not really upset by it either

Aaand let the classical music and sleeping commence

when I see a nice car drive by* “@notesforgirlz: when I see someone hot walk by pic.twitter.com/GoPHIdpXkg”

“@NathDrewDeck: The girls who play with your hair 😍”