Joe Carlile

Who needs mates when your Mum's right there, day out in London and I can hardly talk/walk/eat leftover cake etc waheeeyyyy

Mums downstairs absolutely blasting 'boom boom boom, let me here you say wayhooo'. What's a treat it must be my birthday

Bloody 21 tomorrow aren't I

@rioferdy5 Cantona

Be happy. Be who you want to be. If others don't like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn't about pleasing everybody.

We're all on the same trip just with different baggage

New account is @carlile_joe (thought I'd take a different approach with the name), if you would be so kind to give it a follow people thanks

And plus my feed is infested with shiiiyyyyt

Only logged into this on my dads computer and forgot the password and it's not a valid email so going to be creating a new account

Another stone bites the dust #comeon

Groaking is a word for staring at someone while they are eating in the hope that they will give you some of their food.

If it takes less than five minutes to do, do it immediately. Your life will instantly become much more organized and productive

Is anyone out there wiling to sell an iPhone 5? Preferably on EE but I don't mind if not, willing to pay decent ££

@sophieeyles1 thank you Sophie! 😊

4 stone lighter and feel fookin great for it #nogoingback

Can't remember the last time I fit into a 34" waist, proper happy!

Does what it says on the tee

@samdance2 haha safe boi "we'll just do the one"