Joe Dirato

Ever catch yourself on fire while welding, no? Cause i did.

Girls out here doing tik tok videos with public figure in their bio when in reality you just dancing to stupid ass songs with no skill set..congrats you played yourself

Loser

It just never ends

Just caught my lawn on fire...gonna be a good summer

@clawrence56 Boiiiii I was pissed

@Joe_Dirato But you did have it

I have every fucking tool like known to man kind in my house except for the one I need

I’m done.

Tangled is better then Frozen

As certain chapters in your life start to close and new ones start to open it’s gonna show you who is really there to support you and who’s not... let life take its course and don’t stress cause everything is gonna be okay.

You ever wake up and you realize you’re not cut out for this “adult” life cause same

When you wake up to a text saying “call me” from your sister and you do and she proceeds to say “don’t be mad but I hit your car pretty good” HAPPY MOTHA FUCKING SATURDAY🙃🙃

@btaylor018 We are gonna make a fine ass baby boy

My luck sucks cow utters

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Joe-1 Brittany-0

@btaylor018 The beginning doesn’t even make sense

@btaylor018 I give this tweet a solid D -