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Joe Knife
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Joe Knife
@Joe_Knife
Trying to convert years into wisdom. Rockhound. Project-starter extraordinaire. Grateful.
Katılım Eylül 2009
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Thinking collectively might kill millions. Thinking individually works every time, guaranteed.
Tim Urban@waitbutwhy
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
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@TheEbonyMaw Does she know that in elementary school it wasn’t even a urinal, just a trough?
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Urinals aren’t some sort of special treat the boys get. They’re used because of scale. It’s a business decision. Urinals are smaller, use less material, & less space. They’re cheaper to implement. You almost never have to unclog them.
It’s not that difficult to figure out.
Delusional Takes@DelusionPosting
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@forkexecwait @waitbutwhy This is the response I was going to post if I couldn't find it.
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@waitbutwhy The red button guarantees your survival, the blue button risks your survival while gambling for everyone's survival.
It's the chart again
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Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
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@ErikReed Having just been saved within the last year, I was thinking last night, how funny it is looking back to see religion as a crutch. It's not. When you accept Jesus you don't get a crutch or a cane. You get a sword and you've got to cut away the wicked. It's work, but it's amazing.
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@Relay_Reckless @reddit_lies You just described my consideration set exactly. Well, might make an exception for Michigan.
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@reddit_lies Mississippi and Alabama over New York, California, Michigan, and Minnesota is ragebait
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> American posts they'd prefer to live in America
> One of the most controversial posts of the week on all of Reddit
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@Todd_Spence @carlosrreis Bruce in the comics, but that name was too gay for TV.
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I need you to know there's an INCREDIBLE HULK episode where David Banner tries acid, freaks out, turns into the Hulk, and then beats everyone up while tripping balls 😅👏
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@wil_da_beast630 The weirdest kids in my school were the Black Sabbath fans. And really some of them were my friends, it's just a fact.
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No Van Halen. they should be in the top ten at least, but they didn’t make the list at all? Arcade Fire? who the fuck is Arcade Fire? Wilco? Kraftwerk?
Rolling Stone not only has dogshit politics they have dog shit taste in music, too.
🇺🇸Hot Pepper@Hot_Pepper76
The 50 best bands of all time according to Rolling Stone magazine. Who got left out, and which band is ranked a little too high?
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The first draft of the Declaration of Independence, which includes handwritten edits by Thomas Jefferson, and condemns King George for bringing the savage slavery of “Men” to the colonies.
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@WassonWatch Whew I want the dive watch so bad. Next time I sell an above-average-size roof...
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Joe Knife retweetledi
Still in awe at this political cartoon. Just look at it. They were really cooking with this one.
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@Skooma_Steve @ericmmatheny Thanks, I keep the top off so she fits in the garage. One of these days I’ll finish painting.
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Joe Knife retweetledi
Shame needs to be the next great trend in America.
Shame people for weighing 600 pounds.
Shame people for living on public assistance for 20 years.
Shame people for acting like animals in public.
Nothing changes behavior like judgment and condemnation.
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@ArtemisConsort Downplay it all you want, if you’re sincere I’m sincerely happy for you.
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A few notes:
1. Yes I’m sincere.
2. No I probably won’t be able to explain it in a way that’s convincing to you.
3. No I have not suddenly started believing arguments I previously thought were bad, epistemics remain intact, etc. It’s a different-shaped thing.
4. Most aspects of my practical worldview remain the same.
I don’t want to become some annoying convert grifter, so I probably won’t even talk about this much going forward. I am not making an argument. I am reporting a thing that happened to me. I barely understand it myself, so I certainly am not where you should look for insight about it.
Hunter Ash@ArtemisConsort
I have accepted Christ as my lord and savior.
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@Joe_Knife @ericmmatheny Is that an old military cargo truck?
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I shame guys who don’t drive a manual version of their vehicle.
Outside of a work vehicle, every man should be driving a stick shift.
And the effeminate males posing as men will come up with every excuse instead of just buying a manual.
“I don’t like driving a stick in traffic”. It’s not even slightly difficult
What other excuses do these pussies throw out?
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@JoeyMannarino I’m not against it but how old is he? We need Clarance Thomas values in someone who is going to be around for decades.
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There would be no better place to put Ron DeSantis than on the Supreme Court.
Say what you want about Ron DeSantis, but we know he would be Clarence Thomas level.
He’ll never be President so the DeSantis crowd can give that up. SCOTUS would be exactly perfect for him. This should be done before November.
Ryan Saavedra@RyanSaavedra
Axios reports that President Trump and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis have spoken in recent days about DeSantis' future DeSantis says his dream job would be a U.S. Supreme Court Justice and that he is very close with Clarence Thomas. DeSantis on the Supreme Court would be huge.
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