Joe Simon

@sktgready @GordiMusic @TheTriffidBris Yes please!

Today is a good day! Seeing my first live music gig in over a year (@GordiMusic ! @TheTriffidBris !) and my first academic publication is liiive :) dm if you need/would like access #AcademicTwitter

@adamtodes You should start a Change My Mind spinoff.

Ziggy Stardust is the best album of the 70s. Not much comes close. The ultimate hybrid of pop and rock. The catchy hooks, infectious riffs and energetic vocals blend into a 40 minute masterwork of popular music.

I used Siri to set a reminder to call Radio 2. This is just hurtful.

BREAKING: "Smallville" actress Allison Mack has been arrested for role in alleged sex cult nyp.st/2F3Bg2r

Got an invitation from Pique I might have met Shakira but was to discipline #casspernyovest

The world is falling to bits and everything is terrible but at least I’m not in this car.

yea okay i was bullied too but he shot me so like whats ur point twitter.com/bradentonheral…

Beyonce and I have an announcement to make...

I'm available to promote if they need me again twitter.com/sportbible/sta…

Just finished my career grand slam second's .. "I'll rise up"

Signing of the season...coming soon! Keep your eyes peeled to our social media tomorrow at 12pm! #iamCityFC #SigningAlert

#NoConfidence - new album from Usher dropping soon?

People saying that Neymar, Suarez and Messi were the most entertaining trio in sports' history. Try again.

Nothing like a clean shave to take away any illusions you had of a strong jawline

This is what @RealAlexJones rants would sound like as a @boniver song.

"I just read your healthcare bill. And I thought *I* was the one who fucked old people."

It looks like the railway stand want yesterday's hero to field in front of them. Is this for @deanelgar's rumoured wedding today? #SAvSL

The bride arrives! #DeanoWeds @OfficialCSA @deanelgar

From crystal meth to Olympic glory: the recovery and rise of Luvo Manyonga @donaldgmcrae theguardian.com/sport/2016/dec…