Johann

You don't have to have sex to cheat. Once you find yourself deleting texts, you're probably almost there.

Julle ouens is nix minder as daai jeanre tipe fucked ni!!!#proudoftheteam.@DeonvanTonder @ivee18 @Jgbroos @jacoschoombie07

Daai van moertoe nou hoor!!! Half demekaar moertoe hoor!!!!@jacoschoombie07 @Jgbroos @DeonvanTonder @ivee18

Ds naweek kom ns fokken kruip!!!@DeonvanTonder @AnNeVeRLy @Gustav_Reinach @ivee18 @jacoschoombie07 @Jgbroos

@Jgbroos @jacoschoombie07 eks no mug vasgebyt en lusgelyk

If you want something you've never had,, you need to do something you've never done!

"Y0u're fat!"....it runs in my family:(......."DUde! N0 oNe rUns in y0ur fAmilY!!"..hahah!!!

"Ect." A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

I wish I worked in a fancy restaurant on Valentines day. I'd put a fake ring in everyone's drink!☺

Vday flowers R90 new dress,shoes R900 dinner R645,hotel room R800,the look on his face when she tells him that shes on her period=PRICELESS!

A CONDOM told a PAD "fuck u",you always stop my business for a week. PAD:Yeah cos when you fuck up I loose my job 9mnths!

When I saw my laundry basket this morning I really started to consider being a nudist!

I just read an article about a lady who makes ice cubes from left over wine. I am so confused - what the hell is left over wine?

Beer is good but beers are better.

Ever wonder if the money in your wallet has ever been in a strippers butt crack? Bet you are now."

A toilet is like an external hard drive for your body

Its not what you know, its who you blow

Eating a bunch of candy will ruin your dinner but so will imagining your father sucking on your mother's toes"