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Destiny 2 is on sale on malware until the 30th, AKA LOADS OF MALWARE

BREAKING: Older voters in Kentucky’s 4th Congressional District admit to being tricked by AI-generated ads falsely depicting Thomas Massie in a “throuple” with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar, with the ads influencing their vote, per exit poll.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇪🇸 IRS to take a cut of Spain's $51,000,000 FIFA World Cup prize.

BREAKING: Nicaragua’s President Daniel Ortega declares the country will no longer hold elections, eliminating any future electoral challenge to his rule.

imagine you're with a girl for multiple years and one month after breaking up this is who she's with

This is less than half a million per year. Under Biden, 5 million per year came in. We are not a serious country.

They neglectedd one of their child cause they thought she was born with mud not knowing she was born with crude oil.

My crush species are mice, rats, weasels, raccoons, big cats but especially tigresses, vixens, wolves, kangaroos, opossums, and dragons.

Today we're announcing the completion of one of the largest engineering projects in the company's history: We rebuilt the X Android app from scratch It's faster, smoother and more reliable. But most of all: it will enable us to build new features at lightning speed.

guys. it's kris. it's absolutely kris.

“NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT CARDS I’VE USED, THAT’S CARD COUNTING!!! USING STRATEGY IS AGAINST THE RULES!!! YOU CAN ONLY USE BLIND LUCK!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”

Furries 20 and under: "Gimme a furry fandom but hold the cringe whimsical role play" "Also hold the porn and weird kinks" "Jimmy, get me a furry fandom with nothin'!"