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Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

@NUFC Ramsey, Willock, and Elanga absolutely superb tonight. More of that please

THREE POINTS ON THE ROAD!!! 😍

Back in my day these are the only camos that mattered

Nick Woltemade becomes only the third Newcastle player to score in his first three Premier League games at St James' Park, after Alan Shearer and Les Ferdinand. ⚫️⚪️ #NEWNFO #BBCFootball

We need a Simpsons Hit & Run remaster for modern consoles.

@_footballgames_ The old format was perfect in my opinion. 5 lives makes it too easy and the multiplier score overcomplicates it

@JoeeeyO Why? You can just ignore the scoring system if you want and with that in mind the only change is the addition of 2 lives

Sorry @_footballgames_ but the new Tenaball format with multipliers and 5 lives is terrible. If it ain't broke, don't fix it

Who thinks the Metrocentre was better when it was like this?

@Tooooonaliiii @toonchants To the tune of the Conga... Do do do, big Nick Woltemade Do do do, he'll drop you to the floor You you you, big Nick Woltemade You you you, scoring goals for sure

🎶 Scoring with his left and scoring with his right, that’s big Nick alright (that’s big Nick alright). Bagging goals for the boys in a ground full of noise, that’s big Nick alright (that’s big Nick alright)…🎶

It's a small hill to die on, but Coke tastes better in a glass bottle than a plastic one.

Either this badge or don't change it at all, simple. #nufc

Real OGs know it's 4-9 and the rest were ass

@robertmelrose23 @NUFC I don't think it's a ballot. I think they just want everyone to register their interest so they know how many people to expect

@NUFC this being a ballot is very very poor, the amount of money and time put into getting to the final and throughout all the other games leading up to it, for possibly not getting to see it for someone who hasn’t even got a membership…

Season ticket holders can now register their interest for our Carabao Cup winners celebration on Saturday 29 March 🏆 #wedontdoquiet ⤵️

@itsmr_jp @NUFC @brunoog97 Hi mate, this flag fell down to where I was sitting at the match today. I've got it for you, so let me know how / when you want it returned 👍🏻

Cup Final ready ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ @NUFC @brunoog97 #joelinton #thanos #nufc #NUFC #newcastleunited #CarabaoCup #CarabaoCupFinal #Wembley

Howe needs to admit he's got this disastrously wrong, Pope is way past it now, Dubravka has to come back in asap

We haven’t had many occasions like this in recent times, they are certainly ones to be savoured. We need to do all we can on the night for the lads that got us here, what will be will be on the pitch. A message from the lads ⬇️ HOWAY NEWCASTLE!!! 🏴🏳️🏴🏳️ #BringYourScarf

UEFA really have pulled the wool over fans’ eyes if they think that new Champs Lge format produces great tension and drama. You can now still qualify losing three games and drawing two more. It’s a format that enables the big clubs to qualify regardless: a watered down ESL

@fun88eng Dan Burn for me

Who’s your Man of the Match today, folks? 🤷‍♂️ #TOTNEW | #NUFC ⚫️⚪️

@NUFC Seeing a lot of people blaming Botman for this one. Bruno was in no man's land when the counter attack started, and didn't pick up his man

Solanke heads the hosts in front. [1-0] 3'