joel august hatstat

@loyal706 man I have been slackin on the twitter game!

@JeffProbst big Survivor viewing party Athens GA we love Survivor here!

@alyssadehayes @bigfruitcup Me and Steve got this.

Just tried out my new blender. It was a stirring experience.

In sixth grade I won the paper airplane flying contest at the science fair. Today I feel prepared for anything the world can throw at me.

When I pee my mind goes away.

Gmail the mail for G's

I got so much bread I keep a toaster.

I think I just heard a girl order a medium skinny tall chai.

These new American Standard toilets are pretty awesome I mean you can flush like 16 golf balls at once

I was born with a silver fork in my hand. #brunchlife

According to a user comment I just read "Real G's don't cuddle" so if you are out there cuddling I know about you.

The baño, it's Spanish for el bathroom.

Holla at me like Chewbacca in the trash compactor.

I know I'm old because I get bored and go to Kroger.

This GD broccoli head just donkey konged me.

You can't spell Lisa Loeb without Ebola and most of ISIL.

My birthday is Feb 7, but my pop up birthday is Oct 28.

Zero artists in 2k14 have had a platinum album.

I like it when couples sitting adjacent to you whisper fight about their relationship problems in public at dinner.