🍺Joe Galsworthy🍺

@footballtweet @DeadlineDayLive That he’s shit at football

🇧🇷 Antony for Manchester United this season: 🏟️ 21 matches ⚽️ 0 goals ❌ 🎯 0 assists ❌ What is his main problem? 🤔

@AWSportsTravel Said the same last week when we was up there. Absolute cunt of a man

@NathanPatrick84 @ProjectFootball @LeeThornette One of the very best

@ProjectFootball @LeeThornette @Joethegooner 99 shot power… what a beast

“Dad tell us about Adriano in PES 6”

@HLTCO I thought they was skint? 🤯

For those who are interested, the refurbished Nou Camp will see the capacity extended to 105,000, feature a sloping roof and have the capability to capture rain-water to maintain the pitch alongside solar panels to light the stadium at night.

Seeing Camp Nou being demolished has genuinely made me feel a pang of sadness. It’s one of football’s most iconic stadiums, regardless of who you support. I went there on a school trip years ago and was blown away by the size of the place.

Foakes is a miles better keeper than this ginger doughnut

With an ageing bowling attack,and our batsman giving away their wickets like a peach schnapps in Faliraki. This Ashes series is becoming a shambles from an England perspective

This is test cricket. Save this spaz ball for the pyjama one day stuff #ashes

@footballtweet 🙄

🚨 Benjamin Mendy has claimed in court that he has slept with over 10,000 women. 👀 ✍️ BBC

Terrible #Ashes

@NathanPatrick84 @TheLawless 😂😂😂😂😂 Elneny, Holding , Nketieh , everyone on the bench

@Joethegooner @TheLawless I’ll give ya all my jewellery, our clothes, the deep freeze and everything at the training ground… Trust me Edu, Peps bluffing…

That is a solid opening bid from Man City, especially considering it will be paid over just 2 years. If that is just their opening bid it shows they are willing to go quite a bit higher. Whoever gets Rice, West Ham will be the winners in this deal.

@NathanPatrick84 @TheLawless A bidding war with city is like when del boy is playing no limit poker with boycie. Let’s hope arteta has some money in the phone or 4 aces up his sleeve

@TheLawless Whoever gets Rice will be the winner. I’d rather keep Rice then have 💰 in the bank. History shows teams usually spend it on absolute shit aswell

@northbanksyafc I’d love that Martinelli on the side of my pub 👌🏼😍

Just at my youngest’s score fair and they’re doing an auction. Lot 21 was supposed to be a Tottenham pennant flag - but tight-fisted THFC didn’t even bother to deliver or send their prize to this local Haringey primary school. There’s a couple of good bits on auction though…

@Rob_Maul Trying to take the pressure off himself

@Rob_Maul Absolute bollocks that

Luca Brecel's preparation for the Worlds: “Before the tournament I was out partying, staying up late to 6-7am. Playing Fifa with my friends. Having drinks. Not practising. After I beat Mark Williams I got home at 7am by the car. That same day we went out to 5-6am. Drunk as hell.”

Back on the beer again Tone?

@MJBlack76 Quality that mate 👍🏻

On its way to you washed and ready for display @Joethegooner #footballshirtfriday #bobbymoore #bowelcancer #stillfits

@now_arsenaI 😂😂😂😂😂 wake up you moron

Today is bad, don’t get me wrong but it’s most definitely not over. The game at the Etihad was always going to decide it, and still will. The result today doesn’t change that. Winning a title isn’t easy & anyone who thought it was going to be is dreaming. I have no doubt City will stumble at some point too. We just have to beat Southampton & then the game in 10 days will decide it, like it always was going to. If you want to quit now, go ahead.

The apple don’t fall far from the tree

As my dad always says “never trust a man who don’t have liquor on his pie mash”

@Rcoke3 Congrats Ray 👌🏻

My granddaughter Elsie Rae Coker❤️