Joe

@paulbosvelt me when I realise the shroom choccy has worn off and I have to deal with 2026 like an adult

@paulbosvelt 2026 off to a roaring start

trans people: im trans society: ok chelsea fc: let’s Sack.. the manager.

new year, same Chelsea

one of the greatest sporting matches I’ve ever seen, Justin Hood is the absolute man. the darts doesn’t miss

forgot to open my advent calendar the past two days so just had three chocolates

was nice when Arteta made it 10 v 10 by bringing on Madueke, he was beyond woeful. Garnacho looking like a considerable upgrade

THREE POINT LANE

Tesco have added a tiny “allergy update” to their value garlic baguettes, saying they’ve added the milk back to them, and I only spotted it after I’d eaten it…

Impossible to fathom not just the personal possessions and memories destroyed with these streets, but the amount of history and art lost forever from one of the oldest areas of civilization. Pieces of our story as a human species erased in the name of settler colonialism

@br_olson yeah H/W is excellent, their best since TBEITBN imo - I’m seeing them in London in March and tempted to do another UK show too, I cannot wait

@Joetinks Don't know what took me so long. But it worked out. Thrice's new album fucking rules. Should be seeing them in November. Good year of live music

Made it. Minus the Bear for first time. Probably should've done this 20 years ago

@br_olson so insanely jealous man! they are so much fun live, glad they’ve still got it and you had a great time

Hi @Joetinks. That was about as good as it gets. Fuck man

…and breathe

pickleball golf labubu death challenge with jason bateman

losing to that calamitous United side was so obvious, but the worm-riddled brain of “Robert Sanchez” certainly made it easier, such a clown of a keeper

@paulbosvelt it was quite nice to believe in something for like 6 weeks tho

@kxsmo up until season 8 it is just banger after banger after banger, the misses start to creep in from season 9

Amazing how good Sunny was in Season 1. On a rewatch and the first 7 episodes are already strong and then they add DDV and it hits a ridiculous level

sorry the prime minister can’t sack the paedophile’s best pal right now he’s busy meeting the war criminal

@paulbosvelt you went off with these, so 100% deserved imo - looking forward to see what you cook up next