Joseph Olvera

El mejor clip de Homero Simpson en su cumpleaños 🎂 70

i thought bro married a centaur 😭😭😂

@omicglock @Gift560 In the movie he gets a call that he and his family are chosen for a survival bunker. The neighbors didn’t get that call so even if he took her they would have made her stay outside and die while the family gets to be safe.

The hardest choice a parent will ever make

Another great Dodgers meal deal: Every time the Dodgers turn a double play at home this season (win or lose), you get a free Double Char with an $8 purchase. I just tried it and got a $9.39 Double Char with cheese for free. My wife got the Santa Barbara Char.

Off to sleep, you thief

Eww, ppl

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a Frontier Airlines aircraft forced to make an emergency after a pedestrian on the runway was struck and sucked into one of the jet’s engines

 📌#Denver | #Colorado Watch as horrifying footage from earlier this morning shows the moment Frontier Flight 4345, departing from Denver International Airport and bound for Los Angeles, was forced into an emergency evacuation after a man reportedly walked onto the active runway and was sucked into one of the aircraft’s engines during takeoff. The impact triggered a brief engine fire, which was quickly extinguished by airport firefighters. Officials later confirmed the individual had been walking on the runway prior to the incident, though the reason remains unknown and is now under investigation. No injuries were reported among the 231 passengers onboard the aircraft. Frontier Airlines and federal investigators are now reviewing how the person was able to gain access to an active runway at one of the largest airports in the United States, raising serious questions about perimeter and airfield security procedures.

Son: I had sex for the first time today. Dad: how does that feel? Son: so good, my butt hurts. Dad:

Walking the walk

😳 EXCLUSIVE: New Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel video shows the two heading out for their Tennessee boat day while she was very much showing during her first pregnancy.

There will be many such cases

Dianna Russini’s husband right now 😭

Star Fox (2026) vs. Star Fox 64 (1997)

ANDY PAGES 3-HOMER GAME!

HAPPY MAUL SHADOW LORD FINALE EVE 🚨

“Stop buying childish things” Me:

@realEstateTrent I use it to buy video games to add to my collections

I Haven’t thought about eBay in over 10 years. They’re still doing $10B+ in revenue. Serious question: Who is actually using it?

By the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses...

I love how diana russini left us little easter eggs and clues like a serial killer