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I’m off this shit for a week or two, when I come back, BELIEVE THE HYPE 🦅🦅
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American Hero
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American Hero
@JoeyChestnutted
73 hotdogs, do the math buddy
Katılım Kasım 2023
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I’d spend a decade as a greasy entrepreneur making dog shit inventions just for a shot to get on Shark Tank, get on my hands and knees, and offer Lori a lofty deal of 100% equity in my member
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my dad: yesterday was national womens day sorry I missed it honey
my mom: yeah some ugly bitch tried to hand me a dead flower at the grocery store
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burner twitter right of passage is getting tagged in schizophrenic mind numbing nonsense on a day to day basis
Dave from East Flatbush@Tyjopiso1
@sheponcbs it’s funny that Bart is making fun of you he’s looks likes he’s ready to challenge @JoeyChestnutted if you need a trainer I have a good one at reasonable prices inbox her on ig you can mention me she’s my ex I believe in you kid always have
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What did Sydney Sweeney’s left breast say to her right breast? Nothing, they can’t talk, they’re breasts… but God Almighty they are squeezable!
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masculinity is deciding which man in the locker room is the cleanest and then stealing his towel
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@blitzkriegbrute I will never pass a blitzkrieg tweet (THEY TOOK FRANCE IN 6 DAYS!!!) again without liking
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Hey I noticed I have 391 followers but I do not, infact, get 391 likes, comments, or retweets on my posts. What's up with that?
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@jefferyremmers_ Common Jeff W dude is great but these women AND MEN are treating brother like the Messiah
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@MattSMoore_ Don’t understand how bro is getting hate this is an elite cart good shit bro
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Tell me you’re a dude without telling me you’re a dude:
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@gaylittlepiglet I lm thinking I try to get 100k in a day is it possible
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Rocking a man bun so liberals let their guard down then throwing on my MAGA hat and busting a creamy Trump sponsored load all over their face!!!!
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Oh hell yeah @JoeyChestnutted was at the Cavs game tonight! That dude rules.
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@Kenny___Rose just went scrolled your Twitter and realized I love this account
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looking up the definition of esoteric for the third time this week
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@JoeyChestnutted Wearing a mask while driving by yourself is like fingering your own ass and screaming wrong hole
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wearing a mask in your car alone is the same thing as jerking off with a condom on
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