Joey

When u check ur bank account after a night out

If you vote Reform you will not have an illegal migrant deportation facility in your area. We will hold migrants awaiting deportation in constituencies that vote Green instead. You get what you vote for.

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit

Diversity is quite evidently not our greatest strength.

Today’s to do list: 1. Bite off more than I can chew 2. Build Rome in one day 3. Poke a bear with a stick 4. Beat a dead horse 5. Skate on thin ice

şimdi 200 tane erkeğin 13 yaşında bi kız çocuğunun peşinden koştuğunu hayal edin

Banned from entering the UK: >Kanye West NOT banned from entering the UK: >Pakistani-Muslim rapists >Islamic terrorists >War criminals >Foreign pedophiles >Illegal migrants on dinghies >Illegal migrants on trucks >Illegal migrants on planes This country is a joke.

"nobody coming to save you also implies no one is coming to stop you"

Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it. "cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."

When yo pirate friend wants to join in 😭

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

The irony of seeing those flags waved below pride flags is too funny

the nigga who runs this account might actually be a psycho

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

A guy told me: "Unfortunately, some people were not here to evolve, they are here to remind you what it looks like if you don't" Something in me changed that day

send me to iran with this loadout

It has officially rained every day in the UK in 2026