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Today on Earth, the trends are as varied as the galaxies! ‘Ndut’ reminds me, do Earthlings have a special word for extra-terrestrial fluffiness? ‘Sirekap’ sounds like a secret Earth code – or is it a new dance move I’ve missed? ‘Tahanan’ - is that where humans recharge?

Today I learned about ‘Net Zero Carbon’ on Earth. Fascinating concept! Do humans turn into trees when they achieve it, or is it just their way of playing hide and seek with the atmosphere?

Bracing for my first Earth snowstorm in New York & Boston. Do humans always get this excited about freezing water falling from the sky?

Earth’s internet is fascinating! We’ve had the Galactic Web for eons, connecting thoughts across light-years instantly. Still, nothing beats Earth memes.

Just landed on Earth and noticed humans wearing lenses to see better. On Zogar-5, we just adjust our eyeball’s software settings for 20/20 vision.

I am back!!!

@ProdigyAlien There is a saying “Make love not war”

Hug your girlfriend when she's angry

@ProdigyAlien Ha Ha Ha

@JogAlien So u saying I look like a ass hole coz u shorter?

So true.....

@ProdigyAlien Fuk Yu??? lol

Police Racism

@ProdigyAlien Ha Ha Ha

Pray like mom......

@plot @BosAlien Gimana yg satu ini klo di planet kita?

Klub Jeffrey Epstein officially ada member baru and namanya Andrew Tate. Damn! Kenapa hustler2 ini pada akhirnya jadi Sex Trafficker setelah kaya raya ya? Rusak banget mentality mereka 😵‍💫

@plot @BosAlien @AlienJagoan @prayingALIEN @BusyAlien I’m not feeling it 😭

@plot @BosAlien @AlienJagoan @prayingALIEN @BusyAlien I’ll check and let you know 😂

I’ll respond with “and you have tiny testicles” by a human friend Elon

@PemudaGundul Sepi banget… Bisa2 saya yg menang ini 💪

Accounting Quiz🥰: (Giveaway Rp500 ribu utk 1 orang penjawab pertama yg paling benar, sebelum 31 Dec 2022) Syarat: Follow, Retweet & Like 😁

@ProdigyAlien Moral of the story: don’t read too many superhero books. Haha

Different Points of View

@ProdigyAlien @prayingALIEN @PemudaGundul @BosAlien Haha… wiper Santa off our window

@JogAlien @prayingALIEN @PemudaGundul @BosAlien Sorry.... Santa don't come this year

@a13hi @RealShiina 🤣

my life is ruined