joella

Not the smartest to sand 6 chairs inside my house. Cough, vacuum, repeat...

McDonald's hangover.

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A McDonald's strawberry shake was the best and worst decision I've made today.

The craziest part of Guardians of the Galaxy was that the first name in the credits was Hermione.

And just like that, it's fall. 🍂

Where can I get delivery breakfast? 🍳

Zingbot was on point this year. #BB16

Somebody please deliver me the new ikea catalogue.

Wholy guacamole #FarmerChris is gonna be a good Bachelor!

I'm too old for this.

Lines 20 carts deep at Costco. 🔫

Everyone is now happily poisoned. #byebyeskeets

One should not eat mango without dental floss in arms reach.

A mosquito bite on each butt check equals me creating a new dance move.

Went to superstore for toilet paper and walked out with $150 of @JoeFresh.

Is it bad I want to put the heat on in my house?

"You're all full of bugs and bees; honey and nuts and cucumber seeds" - Dan's made up song to me. 💛

@AndiDorfman my boyfriend is crying right now because you and nick didn't eat your spaghetti.

Can't help but laugh hysterically when dad is hangover puking.