Candi Borobudur itu ...

A mom takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. Doctor: "Your daughter is pregnant-about four months along." Mom: "Impossible! She's never been with a man!" Daughter: "I've never even kissed one!" The doctor walks over to the window and silently gazes outside. Mom: "Doctor... what are you doing?" Doctor: "Last time I heard a story like this, a star appeared and three wise men showed up. I'm not missing it this time...

me and my baby (not showing her face to protect her) ❤️

to kill a WHAT????

Life update paling sedih bagi nasi drrt Jogja tuh life update menuju keabadian 🫥🥹 Ada salah satu rekan Mahasiswa yg pernah kita bantu kemarin, pertama menghubungi 1 Juli 2023 lalu:

@rasarabo Wirobrajan?

Gerakan wiro itu masih jadi gerakan organik diatas 90% yg selevel kao cap poe bagi ane yang ngalamin sendiri dan berada dimoment dan lokasi itu. Di era smartphone, bikin kayak gitu lagi itu gak akan mudah dengan timeframe momentum kurang dari seminggu.

Sci-Hub is an evil website that pirated 85M+ research papers and made them freely available And now they've added AI to their database to make Sci-Bot. It answers your questions using latest, full-text articles. But DO NOT use it. We should all try to make billion-dollar academic publishers richer. I'm putting the link below so you know how to avoid it.

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Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you opened it in Word.

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Maria Catarina Sumarsih #Kartini

UU PPRT x Kartini Berikutnya: - pengawasan lapangan, - standar kerja, - jaminan sosial di tingkat rumah tangga untuk 4,2 juta pekerja - etc

Wow, hallelujah to that.

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Sepur - Nov. 13, 2025

JESUS: so do you still celebrate the day I was crucified? ME: oh yeah, it's a major holiday JESUS: and what is it called? Sad Friday? ME: ... JESUS: tragic Friday? ME: ... JESUS: WHAT IS IT CALLED

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damn i just realized 9-to-5 means 9 days a day 5 weeks a day a week 9 to days a 5 week a hours 9 days

@rasarabo Nek enggres aku ora dong, nek Arab gundhul aku mahir. Ojo ngremehke alumni pondok putri :((

@jogja Nang akun iki ora tek minat. Maneman wes apik banget setingan rekomendasine seko algoritmane. Nang akun liane wes duwe beberapa cenblu dan boso inggris. Koe juga mesti radong nek moco kudu ditransilit sikek

Harus berpikiran terbalik, pancing algoritma untuk menampilkan cenblu² fomo menampilkan sharing² hasil kerja keras mereka sesuai minat kita. Bahkan untuk mendapatkan itu kita tidak perlu membayar. Jadikan akun kita sebagai target jangkaun mereka hasil test bisa lebih dari 3 niche