Jordan Glover

Today I lifted up my arm and applied deodorant to the outside of my shirt but somehow I'm raising a child

The kids I nanny asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid and they really asked .... If it was in color

WE'RE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

IM SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING GAS IN MY CAR

miller fought sleep so bad tonight and after like 1.5 hours of fighting it he chugged like 15 oz of milk, chunked his sippy cup to the floor, and passed out on the Couch #can’tbetamed #buteventuallycan

“therefore, do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself, each day has enough trouble of it’s own”

y’all ever look at ur tan lines & just become disgusted that u were ever that white bc same

When you wish upon a star....✨

@AstateBookstore @janathomas_

Twitter time 🎉 FOLLOW, RT, and TAG one friend to be entered to win a $250 textbook scholarship! GOOD LUCK

It’s over here twitter.com/abbeycole314/s…

While counseling a 10 year old boy at VBS this morning, he looked up with tears in his eyes and simply said “God never should’ve done that for me. That love doesn’t make any sense.” May we never lose the wonder.

Miller loves watermelon so much that when we’re at the grocery store getting one I have to put it in the baby seat of the cart next to him and he pats it and hugs it while I shop 😂

@AstateBookstore @janathomas_

Time to #StateYourClaim on Twitter! FOLLOW, RT, and TAG one friend to be entered! Good luck 🎉

Spot the difference bc I can’t #TheBachelorette

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If the weekend wanted me to eat healthy, it wouldn’t give me all this free time to make bad decisions.

Me if these gas prices don’t go back down

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#StateYourClaim on TWITTER! FOLLOW, RT, and TAG 3 friends! The prize is a $250 Textbook Scholarship. GOOD LUCK!